@cheakanddestroy.bsky.social
Chicago-based Video Editor/Colorist. Wrestling and Doctor Who enthusiast. I like tattoos a little too much. (he/him)
The next president needs to do the funniest thing.
10.02.2026 19:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sunrot is so damn good.
09.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me to my 3-year-old: what do we never do?
Son: what?
Me: talk to cops.
I need to hear this Greg Graffin version.
09.02.2026 00:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I just might need to get a new case.
06.02.2026 14:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The person at Adobe who turned auto update on by default should be dipped in a pool of flesh-eating bacteria.
05.02.2026 17:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If elected as POTUS, my first executive order would be that only Tim Robinson may ask questions during congressional hearings.
04.02.2026 18:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@miawong.bsky.social
Oh no. I got that. I'm saying this doesn't end if they get into power. They're just next.
26.01.2026 18:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If libs ever get into power, we need to show them the same contempt they've shown to us.
26.01.2026 18:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0At a monster truck thing with my kid and they are doing the national anthem. We're the only ones not standing.
24.01.2026 18:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is really good.
23.01.2026 18:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm not
23.01.2026 18:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We've hardly ever been the good guys. And even when we were it was because the bad guys were slightly worse (although, they got a lot of their ideas from us)
21.01.2026 15:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bought a MacBook Pro for my music machine because PCs are getting way too expensive. Decided to switch to iPhone, too. I'm a sellout and should be shamed.
18.01.2026 17:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Congratulations you fucking morons
11.12.2025 18:26 — 👍 4801 🔁 997 💬 104 📌 247You've been lurking on Reddit, huh?
01.12.2025 00:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@profanity.accountant ding me
28.11.2025 23:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Getting old is getting excited about a new vacuum.
25.11.2025 18:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Giving myself a lashing every time I accidentally say a corporate buzzword.
24.11.2025 19:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Man, fuck ADT so hard.
24.11.2025 17:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump: We're going to kill the Dems
Dems: We just need you, the people, to give us money and vote harder, and then we can fight this murder.
14.11.2025 18:46 — 👍 202 🔁 19 💬 14 📌 4
Can we get the bonus episode?
13.11.2025 21:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My wife gets a parking ticket thrown out.
Me: We have toppled tyranny.
A client asked for years worth of transcripts so they could script out 8 montages. Got the scripts back and none of the bites existed. They had fed the transcripts to ChatGPT, and it just made everything up.
11.11.2025 17:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That's me every day since I had my son.
11.11.2025 17:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This system cannot be reformed.
10.11.2025 02:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's like they think bread lines and failing healthcare isn't enough for people to rise up.
10.11.2025 02:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sandwich man leaving court
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