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@auldnme.bsky.social

New Zealander. Ex NZ Army. Occasional writer. Active observer of the daily horrors, so, I drink, and I know things. Sweary.

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No he fucking isn’t. He’s a shameless, morally bankrupt cunt. Don’t give him credit for having any sort of self awareness.

09.02.2026 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, they only want to hear that from white people, about white people. They have zero interest or understanding that brown, or black people might also celebrate the same thing.

09.02.2026 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s such a fucking pathetic blow hard cunt. The US Military must fucking hate him.

09.02.2026 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Unpaid promotion. I’m away for the weekend. I’ve got this thing as my tunes speaker in our holiday cottage. It’s insanely good. I keep looking at it, how the fuck does such high quality sounding music come out of this thing from my iPad? It’s awesome! I’ve never used it before.

09.02.2026 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Smashed as!

Popped into Smash Palace at Horopito on the Central Plateau today. Legendary β€˜carnage’.

09.02.2026 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Guess Trump didn’t enjoy the show?

09.02.2026 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People need to be more aware of what an utterly destructive cunt Peter Theil is

08.02.2026 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nuremberg

08.02.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Away for the weekend. Pretty terrible view from the property.

08.02.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone ever noticed you never see Peter Mandelson and Petyr Baelish in the same room? Mandelson is literally β€˜Little Finger’. George R.R Martin must have met Mandelson when he was creating Little Finger.

07.02.2026 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, he has mostly been known as β€˜the Prince of Darkness’. Game of Thrones fans will have noticed Peter Mandelson’s remarkably serpentine likeness to Lord Petyr Baelish, β€˜Little Finger’.

07.02.2026 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know we wouldn’t have heard of Lindsey Vonn if she wasn’t hot as well as being good at skiing?

07.02.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, why are no journalists asking Trump the obvious question, β€˜if the Democrats rigged the 2020 election you lost, why the fuck didn’t they do it again in 2024? Everyone saw what a cunt you were the first time. Surely they’d do anything to stop you getting back in? Explain that. You piece of shit.’

07.02.2026 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck off, everyone, everyone thinks Vance is a cunt.

07.02.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, why are no journalists asking Trump the obvious question, β€˜if the Democrats rigged the 2020 election you lost, why the fuck didn’t they do it again in 2024? Everyone saw what a cunt you were the first time. Surely they’d do anything to stop you getting back in? Explain that. You piece of shit.’

07.02.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, lately in the USA, the President posted a meme of the Obamas as apes and the US Vice President was loudly boo’d at an international sporting event’s opening ceremony. Just another day in the Shit Hole.

07.02.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎯 He’s literally just getting off his tits on his meds and deciding who to insult and what dumb shit he can say to rile people up because he’s a stupid, bored old racist, pedophile.

07.02.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of all the advances in medical science, why is dentistry still so medieval? There is nothing I’m more scared of, other than being eaten by sharks if I swim in the sea, than going to a dentist. It’s an absolute last resort for me, to pay a sadist to torture me in the mouth with metal instruments.

06.02.2026 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The USA is an active enemy of western civilisation. The USA under the current regime is a totalitarian dictatorship. The USA under the current regime is the most unreliable, untrustworthy, corrupt country masquerading as a western ally in history. The USA is a belligerent to the entire world.

06.02.2026 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Taking a break from playing with our favourite toy.

06.02.2026 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, Crypto is falling off a cliff…

05.02.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―

05.02.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―. The most dangerous human alive on planet earth

05.02.2026 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently it’s the Super Bowl soon. American football is utter shit. If it was any good, more countries would take it up. It’s a stupid tedious game that only Americans like, for reasons nobody else in the world can fathom. A bit like their shitty coffee and disgusting cheese.

05.02.2026 08:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I believe the blacklist applies to immigration visas rather than tourist visas, but if the USA has declared you officially a shit hole country they don’t want immigration from, why the fuck would you travel there and not boycott the USA?

05.02.2026 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All evangelicals believe Catholics are idol worshippers and are all going straight to hell.

04.02.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s absolutely true.

04.02.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€”

04.02.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Given Argentina are on Trump’s blacklist of countries not allowed visas to the USA, it seems awfully cowardly, and stupid, of Argentina to not actually boycott the World Cup.

04.02.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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