Let’s get his ass
Being buried with my lover in hopes that future archaeologists will assume we were roommates
Very close roommates
A pizza stone is a worthwhile investment. I got a cheap one and it’s upped my oven game
They’re just roommates
If I have to think it my moots have to read it
I want to see the gay neighborhood in Zootopia
You’re cute af
Ok, but what do the predators eat in Zootopia? I’m assuming non-mammals because all the characters in Zootopia are mammals
Dripping wet, gaping cloaca
Bless 🙏
Would it be possible to get uppies? 🥺👉👈
Wasps could really up their rep if they made honey or something
Rock of Jizzbraltar
Why do so many restaurant websites not just have the menu posted?! You have to start an online order to look at the menu. Bitch, I’m trying to mitigate my anxiety for when I come to order in person
That’s what I’m hoping. My main concern is that it’s new owners and the taco quality may have fallen
Prediction: rising prices at fast food places will trigger a popular uprising in the U.S.
I have the absolute gayest times when I’m in Texas which is wild to me considering it’s Texas
Oof you’re getting this weather a day after me
As a former cyclist I propose you pop all their tires
This is now a taco appreciation account 🌮 🥰
The dream is to get everyone mpreg with tacos
Just found out my favorite taco place in town has turned into a Mexican/asian restaurant and this could ruin my life or be the answer to all my prayers
We could lady and the tramp some tacos
It’s no fair kissing me. That’s playing dirty
Praying for you in these trying times 🙏
I had 6
I’m having tacos for breakfast and can’t none of you MFers stop me
One only need to look to the humble platypus for answers
I’d be willing to bet that you don’t do either of those things. In fact, if you weren’t a shitty person you would have deleted the comment and apologized. Instead you’ve doubled down and dried to defend yourself by calling it “shade”. You’re not fooling anyone