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Wheel of Time, Figure Skating and Political Claptrap

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Can we cancel those planned sidewalk billboards too please

11.11.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DAG FTW

10.11.2025 08:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Collaborator

10.11.2025 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Top portion of scared red cartoon fox shaking. Visible watermark

Top portion of scared red cartoon fox shaking. Visible watermark

The car fax:

04.11.2025 05:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thereโ€™s too much poop on this motherfuckin plane

19.10.2025 06:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 982    ๐Ÿ” 59    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Booooooooooo

18.10.2025 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MY OH FUCKING MY LETS GO MARINERS

18.10.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fellow Seattle residents. This interview covers all the bases. Makes very clear the choice we have for mayor. Iโ€™m voting for Katie. Itโ€™s a do-nothing incumbent, or an actual progressive who will actually try to help people. Katie has my vote for change.

16.10.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Polanctober!

13.10.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This commercial of a brother sister road trip and the sister is like "will you tell me where we're going?" and he's all "haha no" and then it's revealed the 4day roadtrip is planned off a chatgpt query is lowkey terrifying.

13.10.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes love me some Kettle, Tims or Utz

11.10.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canadian Lays are of such vastly higher quality that I do question the potato content of American

11.10.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I learned those alt codes!

10.10.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Da plane boss da plane

08.10.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The thigh is where balls go to die

08.10.2025 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lets go mariners!!!!!

07.10.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This guy sucks

07.10.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Following the Yankeesโ€™ series win over the Red Sox, the Mariners will face the Tigers at 5:38 p.m. at T-Mobile Park.

Game 2 of the ALDS between the Mariners and Tigers is at 5:03 p.m. on Sunday at T-Mobile Park."

03.10.2025 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
28.09.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10523    ๐Ÿ” 2403    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23
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Cruising crackdown in Penn Station bathroom puts at least 20 men in ICE custody State and city laws prohibit local police departments from turning people over to ICE. That restriction does not apply to the federally run Amtrak Police Department.

What might not occur to you upon reading this headline is that, in other words, ICE is targeting gay men of color

Every queer press org should be picking up this story

26.09.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3600    ๐Ÿ” 2059    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 52

Any hurricane ending in 'berto' you just know is delicious.

26.09.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cascadia today: LNG project poisons residents + WA is short half a billion dollars + Indigenous canoe journeys Thanks for reading Cascadia Journal. If you appreciate this daily newsletter, please take a moment to subscribe. It's just $5 per month and it allows me to keep producing this roundup of news, environ...

Washington state tax revenue is $500 million below estimates. It's time for Democrats to spend their political capital and reform our tax structure. This and other news from across #Cascadia: cascadia-journal.ghost.io/cascadia-tod...

24.09.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

23.09.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10009    ๐Ÿ” 4594    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 122    ๐Ÿ“Œ 76

Ridiculous that Veejay is still on this show after her shredded shower curtain western look. Purely a drama pick. #projectrunway

23.09.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like a 'A' with a buttplug

21.09.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They traveled to Thailand. They wound up cyber scam slaves in Myanmar. A multibillion-dollar fraud industry has taken root across Southeast Asia, fueled partly by trafficking victims. In lawless zones along the Myanmar-Thai border, Chinese-run compounds force thousands t...

Scammed into scamming: Across Southeast Asia, a multibillion-dollar fraud industry has emerged, staffed in part by victims of trafficking reut.rs/4mobjPE

18.09.2025 07:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Get this man some spinach stat

11.09.2025 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฎ Ratio

11.09.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We cannot move forward or escape this nightmare until mainstream figures finally admit that there are many, many people on the right - including some of its most powerful voices - who are openly seeking violence and tyranny and exploit every situation to move it closer.

11.09.2025 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3292    ๐Ÿ” 674    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38

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