My son whined that his backpack was heavy while returning home from the grandparent’s estate. The little lad had filled it with this smorgasbord so now he is equipped to author the next “I Spy” book.
And then even after you get the estimate you get extra bills because one of the physicians involved in your procedure was a contractor and technically out of network and you got double charged for an $85 aspirin and…
“Is there a technology the left is excited about?”
High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!
WOMEN👏DON’T👏WANT👏CHOCOLATES 👏FOR 👏VALENTINE’S 👏DAY 👏THEY 👏WANT 👏MERRIAM-WEBSTER’S 👏COLLEGIATE 👏DICTIONARY 👏TWELFTH 👏EDITION 👏
Get your wife what she really wants for Valentine’s Day: a six inch steel dagger.
And the winner: kid comes in wearing green sparkly styrofoam antennae. I say “I like your antennae!”
He says “thanks! My brother ate them.” Then tilts his head so I can see the toddler bites missing from the top. And little brother is beaming, squinty eyed, full face-squishing grin, so proud.
I work as a children’s librarian on the weekends and these are a few of my recent favorite moments:
“Can you help me find a comic book about a kid getting a haircut?”
“Excuse me! I want a book about friends!”
We just watched the new episode and my 15yo declared ”access to the Muppets is a human right”
huh
again we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are
his net worth is $253.2 billion.
so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire
and then do it again tomorrow
and again the day after that
and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months
The wealthy and powerful have always and will always try to weaken and eliminate the arts. Our rebellion is to make art anyway. Enjoy art anyway. Attend the theater. Laugh with comedians. Read books. Go to concerts. Watch movies. Enrich ourselves with diverse ideas. Relish art.
Agreed!
Soil surveyor in Death Valley yesterday. Mountain-town Children’s librarian today.
“What is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?”
Too much. Obviously.
(I’m kinda tired 😅)
What are you reading?
To say I enjoyed it might be an understatement.
Thank you for this masterpiece @robgmacfarlane.bsky.social
I picked it up while traveling and the threads of it were woven with uncanny accuracy through my adventures of the past few months. It was everything I needed.
Can we join Greenland 🇬🇱 instead? Asking for a friend.
I always feel like I need to add a disclaimer to my climbing photos: “it’s just a V0. I’m not a real climber. Your warm-up is my project.”
But I’m trying to stop doing that.
I would never bully another climber, I’m going to try to stop bullying myself.
hard agree
Take me back to golden afternoons on Norwegian cliffs.
2025 held some unforgettable adventures, I’m cautiously optimistic for what 2026 has in store.
#rockclimbing #travel #climbing
Victor Frankenstein is such a “boy mom”
Reading this by the light of a cheap craft-store candelabra, like Mary Shelly intended.
@alixeharrow.bsky.social has achieved what I thought impossible: a poignant, relevant, AND satisfying fantasy/romance/adventure novel, that is ALSO a believable and enjoyable time loop. This is a groundbreaking masterpiece. I can’t recommend it highly enough.
#crafts #art #sewing #joannsclosing
When they close I will make do with the alternatives: the online options and the pricy local fabric boutiques. But, god will I miss meandering those aisles, molesting bolts of polyester blends to find something that will sort of work for the project I sort of know how to do.
When we lose Joann Fabrics what we are losing is the privilege to create bad art, to fumble through learning a new craft with cheap materials, to keep going back for more because we fucked up the first few tries.
Chappell Roan said parents are in hell and she’s right. But you are lying to yourself if you think you are not in hell just because you don’t have kids. The same broken systems making parents miserable are causing everyone to suffer. We need to stop talking like parents DESERVE to be in hell.
Desert field ecology techs and bank robbers share one thing and that is fleek anonymous fashion. You can’t identify me and neither can the sun.
The crowd of people in the REI parking lot waiting for it to open on a random Thursday are an interesting sampling of humanity. We are are adventurous! We are bold! We forgot something important!
