The Potomac can be a reflection pond, if you’re brave enough
I would like to see a mash up of Technologic by Daft Punk and Who Do You Think You Are by The Spice Girls because they have some of the same lines, basically
Sleeveless shirts and miniskirts, the OOTD for when you go OTD [off the derech]
Gymnopédeez nuts. #classicalmusic
Music app: maybe she’ll like to hear that Lana Del Ray classic
My brain: it’s not even summer!!!Why does the DJ keep playing summertime sadness!?!?!?
Has anyone devised a system for getting clothes out of the washing machine and into the dryer without dropping any on the floor? Do they teach classes?
Pentagon city! We sell pentagons, and that’s all!
I just saw a Salesforce ad at IAD that said “imagine if the government was run like your favorite messaging app.” 🙃
@peawee.bsky.social: “APT” stands for “advanced persistent threat”
Me: well, national security is basically a drinking game at this point anyway
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
If you were named Sue, and were an assistant to a chef also named Sue, would that make you Chef Sue’s Sous-Chef Sue?
Shalom Enemies! Thank you for calling the Elder Millennials of Zion: Elon Apologist Hotline, how can we help with your delusions today?
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Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!
For people who think it was just a Roman salute not a Nazi salute, guess the second most hated enemy of the Jewish people, after the Nazis. I’ll give you a clue: IT’S THE ROMAN EMPIRE.
The most @jaffaorange.bsky.social - coded onion article about Trump.
Women going to the bathroom in groups, and complimenting each other’s outfits while in there, is Talmudic Judaism. I don’t make the rules
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
According to the internet shops, today is both Friday and Monday. And Saturday, I think. Maybe.
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
This also pulls me into thinking about "Ethical Non-Monogamy" & the way I struggle with how pervasive that term is. It becomes synonymous with "we're not cheating" when there are so many dimensions of ethics to consider when navigating a monogamy-default culture (again under capitalism).
I was radicalized against car dealerships when they tried to sell me five years of oil changes ON AN ELECTRIC CAR.
Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
Trump got elected; his followers are still a cult
Your coworker is correct.
