Marty Queen of Toilet Seats

friendly reminder that you should be weary of job postings that don’t mention company, Primerica is alive and well and asking desperate unemployed people for an upfront $99 and another $25/month.

melted battery powered… toy

i think i almost died 😳😳

the main takeaway from the Mean Girls Musical movie: if renee rapp was in my school, i would’ve realized i was bi A LOT sooner

OH also my family thinks the the anti-DEI order is a good thing. also that the jan 6 rioters were peaceful protestors… be so fucking for real 😭😭 #GetMeOutOfHere

Companies Scaling Back or Denouncing DEI

Amazon
Boeing
Brown-Forman
Caterpillar
Ford
Harley-Davidson
John Deere
Lowe’s
Molson Coors
McDonald’s
Meta
Nissan
Stanley Black & Decker
Target
Tractor Supply
Toyota
Walmart

Support who supports you ✨✊

one of them also said “he’s literally one of the smartest men in the world” and then got pissed at me for making her feel dumb when i asked why she thinks that 😭😭

i just found out in the worst way possible that my family believes that #Musk was truly doing an innocent gesture/his autism makes him act weird 😭😭😭

Getting a library card is punk as fuck and free!

From the spotify community on Reddit: Spotify Donates 150000 to Trump Explore this post and more from the spotify community

welp now i’m never gonna use #spotify again…
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Had to trim it for BlueSky, but here's a video for the lazy.

he’s such an asshole
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AOC: I don’t care what Elon Musk is doing behind the presidential seal, but in this country we hate Nazis. Kind of like a foundational defining thing. Two of the foundational things about American history is that we beat the confederates and we beat the Nazis.

i miss being 12, but also i just agreed with my parents sooo maybe it’s better now

If she can do it, we can all do it.

They really are.

a cartoon character talking on a cell phone in front of a sign that says south park ALT: a cartoon character talking on a cell phone in front of a sign that says south park

Y'all, Musk and Zuck banned the word cis/cisgender from their platforms because it's "heterophobic"

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Don’t track your periods in an app

Don’t Track Your Periods In An App

DON’T TRACK YOUR PERIODS IN AN APP

Things are rough so let’s escape into fiction. Here are some of my favorite fictional characters right now.

lol i figured, i’d just be in my head about it

for characters like Millie, Gale, and Felix, half of my joy is just the fact who the voice actors are 😂

much like when we put a picture of my dad’s hairy belly on a cake, i would not eat the belly part 😭😭 the hair is too much

DELETE IT and pass it on !!

i love me a Regular-Sized Rudy appearance 😭😭

In less than 24 hours, gay marriage will become legal in Thailand; in less than 48, marriage registration will start.