Vandoliers 🦂

Vandoliers 🦂

@vandoliers.bsky.social

Rock band. Always on tour, eating whatever weird stuff comes our way. Sometimes shitting pants and podcasting about it. Follow for insane thoughts and egregious shitposting from the back of the van. New album out now. #vffv vandoliers.com

1,799 Followers 1,371 Following 868 Posts Joined Apr 2023
5 months ago

Fuck my savings account got raptured

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5 months ago

This machine is antifa 🎸

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5 months ago
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Last American show of the year…

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5 months ago
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I hope they do You Can’t Party With the Lights On

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5 months ago

Been watching cooking videos all day. Bout to put some spam into some ramen 🧑‍🍳

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5 months ago

Watching cooking videos on my phone while watching cooking shows on TV only to get up and make a ham and cheese sandwich during the commercial break

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5 months ago
Upcoming SNL board:

Oct 4: Bill Burr/ Chappell Roan
Oct 11: NBC Apology
Oct 18: Series Finale
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5 months ago

Part grocery store, part gas station food smorgasbord, 10,000 ways to get coffee — including a frappe robot, clean, not too crowded. Easy in, easy out. Lots of locations.

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5 months ago

Updated gas station rankings 2025:

Kwik Trip
Wawa
Sheetz
Quick Trip
Casey’s
Loves
Maverick/Kum & Go
7-Eleven
Allsups
Wally’s
Stuckey’s
TA
Racetrac
Pilot
Sinclair
Circle K
Mom n pops with good bathrooms
Shell
Mom n pops with bad bathrooms
Mom n pops with no bathrooms
Buc-ees

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5 months ago

Last US headlining show of the year. Catch us in Appleton tonite or find us in Europe this winter. #vffv

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5 months ago
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Private party

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5 months ago

Des Moines peeps, go see the Vandoliers tonight at xBk!

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5 months ago

DM me a name and I’ll guest list ya

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5 months ago

Gonna be the best show of the tour. Trust me you don’t wanna miss this one 🤼‍♀️

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6 months ago

This time…

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6 months ago

Not us

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6 months ago
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Tag a friend you’d poop here with

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6 months ago
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Amerikinda #114: Ask Us Anything #3

Ask us anything No. 3 is live

open.spotify.com/episode/5enA...

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6 months ago
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Why design bathroom doors that don’t close all the way. Nobody wants to see what’s going on in here 🤦🏼‍♀️

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6 months ago

It’s a great day to be alive

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6 months ago
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Can’t fuckin wait 🍾

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6 months ago
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@vandoliers.bsky.social #VFFV

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6 months ago

Love it!!

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6 months ago
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On Their Fifth Album, Vandoliers Explore Life Behind Bars Fort Worth cowpunks play tonight at Sagebrush

On their fifth album, @vandoliers.bsky.social explore life behind bars. The Fort Worth cowpunks play tonight at Sagebrush.

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6 months ago

Normalize throwing Bitches Brew on the TouchTunes to clear the riff raff out the bar

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6 months ago

I am extremely nice. Not saying anything they won’t tell you themselves

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6 months ago
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Bout to make this new hat my entire personality 😎 🐮 👩🏼‍🎤 #cowpunkAF

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6 months ago

Pretty much daily

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6 months ago

Your favorite musician has definitely shit their pants before

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