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@vandoliers.bsky.social

Rock band. Always on tour, eating whatever weird stuff comes our way. Sometimes shitting pants and podcasting about it. Follow for insane thoughts and egregious shitposting from the back of the van. New album out now. #vffv vandoliers.com

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Latest posts by vandoliers.bsky.social on Bluesky

Fuck my savings account got raptured

23.09.2025 22:03 — 👍 73    🔁 7    💬 3    📌 2

This machine is antifa 🎸

19.09.2025 22:33 — 👍 71    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0
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Last American show of the year…

19.09.2025 22:31 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I hope they do You Can’t Party With the Lights On

19.09.2025 20:47 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Been watching cooking videos all day. Bout to put some spam into some ramen 🧑‍🍳

19.09.2025 18:38 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watching cooking videos on my phone while watching cooking shows on TV only to get up and make a ham and cheese sandwich during the commercial break

19.09.2025 17:37 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
Upcoming SNL board: Oct 4: Bill Burr/ Chappell Roan Oct 11: NBC Apology Oct 18: Series Finale

Upcoming SNL board: Oct 4: Bill Burr/ Chappell Roan Oct 11: NBC Apology Oct 18: Series Finale

18.09.2025 03:02 — 👍 695    🔁 197    💬 4    📌 10

Part grocery store, part gas station food smorgasbord, 10,000 ways to get coffee — including a frappe robot, clean, not too crowded. Easy in, easy out. Lots of locations.

16.09.2025 19:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Updated gas station rankings 2025:

Kwik Trip
Wawa
Sheetz
Quick Trip
Casey’s
Loves
Maverick/Kum & Go
7-Eleven
Allsups
Wally’s
Stuckey’s
TA
Racetrac
Pilot
Sinclair
Circle K
Mom n pops with good bathrooms
Shell
Mom n pops with bad bathrooms
Mom n pops with no bathrooms
Buc-ees

16.09.2025 17:29 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 3

Last US headlining show of the year. Catch us in Appleton tonite or find us in Europe this winter. #vffv

14.09.2025 16:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Private party

13.09.2025 22:56 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Des Moines peeps, go see the Vandoliers tonight at xBk!

12.09.2025 19:49 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

DM me a name and I’ll guest list ya

12.09.2025 19:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Gonna be the best show of the tour. Trust me you don’t wanna miss this one 🤼‍♀️

12.09.2025 19:40 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 2

This time…

07.09.2025 23:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not us

07.09.2025 23:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tag a friend you’d poop here with

07.09.2025 17:57 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Amerikinda #114: Ask Us Anything #3

Ask us anything No. 3 is live

open.spotify.com/episode/5enA...

04.09.2025 17:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Why design bathroom doors that don’t close all the way. Nobody wants to see what’s going on in here 🤦🏼‍♀️

03.09.2025 23:29 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

It’s a great day to be alive

03.09.2025 19:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Can’t fuckin wait 🍾

03.09.2025 17:52 — 👍 39    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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@vandoliers.bsky.social #VFFV

01.09.2025 22:46 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Love it!!

02.09.2025 00:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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On Their Fifth Album, Vandoliers Explore Life Behind Bars Fort Worth cowpunks play tonight at Sagebrush

On their fifth album, @vandoliers.bsky.social explore life behind bars. The Fort Worth cowpunks play tonight at Sagebrush.

01.09.2025 20:49 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Normalize throwing Bitches Brew on the TouchTunes to clear the riff raff out the bar

01.09.2025 03:29 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am extremely nice. Not saying anything they won’t tell you themselves

01.09.2025 03:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Bout to make this new hat my entire personality 😎 🐮 👩🏼‍🎤 #cowpunkAF

01.09.2025 00:21 — 👍 37    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Pretty much daily

01.09.2025 00:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Your favorite musician has definitely shit their pants before

31.08.2025 14:38 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 2

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