working in an office 2x a week now so i have to dress like Timlin crimes of the future
scared about the film “Bottoms”. feels like i’m about to get tricked or fooled
even if iii never get to see you again
when i was stuck in bed w covid i watched 1 million instagram reels of people putting feta in a pan, frying an egg over it then putting the result in a tortilla
they have the smugness of an east coast liberal arts lesbian who just learned shibari
it’s really funny how much “just three white girls” energy boygenius has
mom got a rhinoplasty and is seeing tim heidecker tn.. she’s living my dream
the clive barker shorts i’m reading are all like “the detective found a scary skeleton 😳 who was jacking off 😈”
sick for over a week feel like im fading from the world like marty mc fly
was wondering why so many tgirls were hitting me up on grindr this week and remembered i changed my position from vers bottom to vers top
i can feel the light returning to my eyes lol
was told i will receive a reinstatement offer from my old job either today or early next week 😇
embracing my vers top calling
amtrak, cdot, metra, and Illinois just announced a new infrastructure initiative called brain train midwest, which sounds like a dick sucking competition held at the rosemont convention center
mark cuban raising eyebrows and writing in notebook dot gif
the good news is. if you want that other stuff you can just come to my apt while i cook soup and emmett makes jewelry
now that i’m getting a good job i can go back to making a handful of microviral tweets a week instead of dozens of angsty vents and blurry selfies
feeling kathy
been stuck inside at coffee job hell for so long i forgot you have to put sunscreen on when you go outside
started progesterone again knowing it would make me emotional and have spent this weekend being like “d-does everyone hate me 😭” even tho all my friends are kind to me all the time
blair witch project.. great american film
did that thing again where i set aside a week to get something done and then accidentally get anxious and sad because i’m doing a big work thing instead of hanging with friends or cooking a big meal or going to the park every day
resisted the urge to cut all ties and escape from my life and now i am grateful for my relationships.. nice 🙂
like u just secretly have the ability to make urself the main character of online for a day
having past irl conflict with online microcelebs is funny because u always have the power to start a harassment campaign against urself just by posting about it
kathy mutual pilgrims making the journey
i am once again Chicagoposting
my grindr bio says that sometimes i fuck gay guys so i get dozens of messages like this a week
