OH MY GOD THERE'S A BAD ENDING TRACK THIS FUCKING RULES.
I LOVE THAT THIS VIDEOGAME WALKTHROUGH RAP ALBUM SOMEHOW STILL HAS A SHITPOST SONG.
"JETPACK" MIGHT NOT SEEM TO RHYME WITH "ASS" BUT AS ALWAYS THE ONLY RULE IS THAT THE RHYME MUST BELIEVE IN ITSELF.
THE GRASSLANDS SONG DOESN'T USE THE BEST CAVE STORY SONG, YET THE BEAT IS STILL VERY SICC.
YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND.
I CHECKED RHYMETORRENTS EVERY.
SINGLE.
DAY.
I'M SORRY I NEED TO DROP EVERYTHING. 2009 NERDCORE IS CALLING OUT TO ME AND I AM POWERLESS TO RESIST YOU UNDERSTAND.
OHHH YEAH OKAY THOSE THINGS.
THAT'S PROBABLY A WORD, SURE.
Can this be a solution?
I DO LIKE THE ALBUM ART.
IT'S JUST WAY TOO LONG. THERE'S PROBABLY SOME REALLY GOOD STUFF IN HERE BUT GOOD LUCK FINDING IT.
STANDOUT TRACK: STRANGERS.
hey what if we made the entire government and the entire economy out of corruption
every now and then a business innovation guy who has never picked up a shovel will be faced with insurmountable geographical challenges and start posting maps with lines on them, egged on by other guys who will somehow shoehorn words like "compute" into it
I was told that a bombing campaign is needed to free her from a fascist government that controls what women can wear.
ONWARD TO 1997
THIS IS DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE 311 ALBUM SO FAR, BUT I'M NOT SURE IF THEIR WHOLE STYLE IS CLICKING WITH ME.
STANDOUT TRACK: NO DON'T STAY HOME
OH THIS SONG!
O-ROCK 105.9 PLAYED THIS SO MANY TIMES I KNOW IT BY HEART!
NO. I EXPECT BETTER FROM YOU 311.
WILL THE MOVIE BE GOOD? I DON'T FUCKING KNOW.
BUT LIKE.
IF YOU'RE ADVERTISING THE MOVIE, JUST SAY "OH YEAH IT'S GOOD BECAUSE WE DID A LOT OF COOL STUFF IN IT."
DON'T SAY "WE REFRENCED A THING YOUR NERDIEST FRIEND REMEMBERS! THE EASTER EGG YOUTUBE CHANNELS LIKE NEW ROCKSTARS ARE DEF GONNA NOTICE IT!"
BUT FOR REAL "WE GAVE SOME DORKUS THE NAME OF A GUY YOU LIKED IN THE BOOKS AND NOW WE'RE TELLING YOU TO SEE THE MOVIE SO YOU CAN FIND OUT WHAT WE NAMED HIM" HAS GOT TO BE THE SADDEST AD COPY I'VE SEEN IN AWHILE.
LORD ASSMAN THE ASS MAN.
THE DEAD COME BACK TO EARTH TO TEACH THE KID A LESSON ABOUT FAMILY WHILE SCARING EVERYONE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD BY BEING G-G-G-GHOSTS!
I AM SAYING THAT IT'S A MATTER OF PUBLIC RECORD THAT MCGRUFF BEATS HIS WIFE.
WHERE'S THAT PICTURE OF MCGRUFF AT HIS DESK AND HE'S GOT ONE OF THOSE BLUE LIVES MATTER FLAGS?
I HAVEN'T SEEN TOY STORY 4. WHY WOULD I? WHY WOULD ANYONE?
I DON'T GAMBLE, BUT IF I DID I WOULD FEEL PRETTY CONFIDENT IN BETTING THAT MONSTER'S INC 3 IS GOING TO BE ABOUT MIKE AND SCULLY FINDING OUT THAT THE KID THEY RESCUED 26 YEARS AGO NOW HAS ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION.
Can't wait for which side Incredibles 3 will take on the cops vs. militias duality of man
I HAVE SO MANY BIGGER PROBLEMS BUT I CAN'T GET OVER JUST HOW MUCH I HATE THE IDEA OF A 5TH TOY STORY.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN DRAW A BUNCH OF LINES CONNECTING THEM TO OTHER BANDS, AND I KEEP THINKING "OH YEAH I SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM!"
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