G o o d T r o u b l e

Why am I awake????

Does anyone else have a person in their life who calls them every time someone they both knew, even in the most attenuated fashion, years or even a decade ago, dies? Mine is named Lori and my secret nickname for her is the Grim Reaper.

HELPPPPPP I do not want to adult today. Or any day this week. 🫤

Kristi Noem is mad they wouldn’t let her in to use the restroom in Illinois today.

We are doing a Canjun/Creole pot luck for a colleague’s birthday next week. Does anyone have a good jumbalaya recipe?

WHY CAN’T I SLEEP?!?!?!
😴🖤

New College, not New School. That is an entirely other institution.

Yes. I have given a summary of all legal issues, pitfalls, concerns, and positive points of fact, to be asked if I had seen Suits? Every episode? To really know how to do my job.

I’m not going to make it to be sealed in the book of life this year because I am too much of a bitch.

Several federal circuit courts have recognized a constitutional right to record law enforcement performing their duties in public.

The Seventh Circuit, containing Illinois, is one of them.

People of Illinois, we need your help.

Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.

We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.

The Solomon R. Guggenheim Foundation Peggy Guggenheim Collection, Venice, 1976 © 2016 The Pollock-Krasner Foundation/Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York

Enchanted Forest by Jackson Pollock, 1947
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Woken up by a nosebleed. Ugh ugh ugh I will never sleep.

Ah, ok, it makes sense that I am overthinking it.

Oh god I am not there yet… any minute now…

Except me, I guess. I am not much of a tv person. I have never watched Lost, GOT, Sex & the City, on and on. And The Bear. Maybe you can give me some insight… while the Beef is being reno to the Bear, Syd keeps not being able to create good dishes? What is going on?

Did anyone watch the series The Bear? It is very intense and very confusing. Watching for the first time.

I’ve been ready for bed since Thursday.

Why are lemons so sexy.

I'm going to go ahead and eat the rest of this cheese.

-A memoir

I really do tend to build my grocery order either in the middle of the night or during the day when I need a little brain break or when I have a craving which is how I end up with like 10 boxes of broccoli cheddar Rice-a-Roni.

My account got hacked and taken over and they did nothing whatsoever to assist me in fixing it or getting it back to me, the rightful owner. It broke my heart and is just indicative of what it has become. I miss the halcyon days of yore of law Twitter.

My office policy still does not allow open-toed shoes. Among other things.

I almost did not become a lawyer because of the required wardrobe. At some point I just stopped wearing panty hose completely although I have some for an emergency. When I started, some judges in FL required women to wear skirts. If you wore pants, they sent you to change.

Thank you for sharing these masterpieces.

Sotomayor?

I had a feeling your care and compassion had something to do with it!

I, for one, am glad you are doing this! I am allergic to wool. I can’t even touch it.

Seriously hope that person fucks off forever.