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whoever said this year would be good for gemini’s needs to post up bc i have words for them

halfway through january and i’ve cried 48 times… that’s more times than i cried collectively all of last year…

sure 3/5

nw: y2k

my shaylaaa 😭😭

“it’s like having five rowdy boys in a class at school”

streets are calling him “bashful”

great news! i’ve moved on from randomly bursting out into tears to loud thoughtful exhales… progress.

out here crying over a VIRGO!!!!!!! something is wrong with me for real

my cousin and i got high in the garage at “family” christmas and then my other cousin told me all this drama at her job and i swear she was just telling me the plot of succession from the kendall roy pov…. i ended up telling her multiple times to quit

i’m def not self righteous enough but i appreciate that, in his surface level understanding, he thinks i’m brave and determined

my dad made everyone custom coasters for christmas and he made me a gryffindor coaster,, which is fine (!) but i’m a slytherin so i was lowk v annoyed with how he knows literally nothing abt me. but now i’m thinking abt how it means that he thinks i’m a gryffindor and it’s kinda sweet…

like you mean to tell me they ordered one singular plain cheese pizza for this entire group of like 20 people and somehow kevin is the bad guy for being upset about it??? nahhh i’d wish to never see those jerks again too

watching home alone and i just gotta say that in the whole pizza debacle, i am with kevin. being a picky eater and only wanting cheese pizza is so hard bc everyone acts all holier then thou so then they only order one but then when the pizza gets there EVERYONE wants plain cheese

he’s finally watching arcane

every time i hear bed chem i think abt this text i got from my friend who took bible literature with me in college (we had a, very obvious, joke abt deuteronomy)

nice

caleb heron on ziwe’s show is actually the funniest shit i’ve seen all year

let them host

a jump “thank god”

oh, you have to watch “Am I Okay” on max if you haven’t already because molly gordon does the literal exact opposite of a jumpscare in that movie

i’m having an actual crisis abt whether i should marry haley or maru in my new stardew valley save….

holding so much space for this

the gelphie dance at the ozdust hit different the second time….

went and saw wicked again and somehow cried harder this time…

someone revived that “yellowjackets confessions” account in tw*tter…. all the more reason to stop going on there bc i’m already annoyed

i may not have logged a single book on goodreads this year but i don’t wanna hear anyone say i wasn’t reading constantly

i can’t stop thinking about shauna getting a letter addressed to “shauna shipman”