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Male β”‹ Bi β€οΈπŸ’œπŸ’™ β”‹ ~40 β”‹ Aspiring himbo β”‹ Horsing around, staying fit & playing video games β”‹ NO RP β”‹ πŸ”ž ADULT CONTENT pfp: @toospicyrooster.bsky.social β”‹ banner: @applefaced.bsky.social β”‹ furaffinity.net/user/marvin β”‹ ⚠ Warning, horse puns ahead

1,300 Followers  |  1,095 Following  |  875 Posts  |  Joined: 28.09.2023  |  3.1143

Latest posts by calamitycolt.bsky.social on Bluesky

I'm still struggling with building mostly because my brain still wants to treat this like it's Valheim

24.11.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I like big swords and I cannot lie

24.11.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trying Enshrouded, the game gets an immediate 50 carrot points for the twunk physique.
Another 50 points for shields
And another 100 for letting me hide the chest armor and run around topless.

24.11.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't want to spoil the boss fight but there is something insane they did there.
Absolute cinema.

22.11.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It has a bear and a flying rat

22.11.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Went back to check @soulframe.com again.
A lot of things changed since I last played. The game is still very much not ready, but I enjoyed new content.
And it has the best mission summary screen in existence.

22.11.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me: Gonna play HL3 this weekend
Them: ????????
Me:

20.11.2025 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beaten the current early access portion Titan Quest II.
Quite fun, slightly dragged out - maybe because we were stubborn to always uncover the whole map.
But this whole section felt like a warmup (a prologue + 1st chapter?) so I wonder how much more content is in the works.

19.11.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that lip bite! 🫦

18.11.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lovely character!

18.11.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Something something horse package πŸ₯΄

18.11.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT A BACK ❀️
Oh yeah archers being just nimble no muscle is such a myth. This is what peak performance looks like πŸ₯°

18.11.2025 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My advise is get someone to polish it for you, much better effect!

18.11.2025 10:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

looks like I came early I MEAN xmas came early I mean

18.11.2025 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Its beyond anyone's control.

17.11.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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When a sword calls the warrior during a long and dark journey, he must... well, answer that call of course!

And if you ignore your sword's call for too long, the consequences might be dire.

🎨 by @mironyss.bsky.social

#art #nsfw

17.11.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

also the new onomatopoeia for it should be "ZINC!"

15.11.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's still enough to justify some of the hentai logic! πŸ˜„

15.11.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually their lungs

Binary solo!

15.11.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Holy shit, turns out all the breeding/knocking up porn art with zoom on sperm/egg going crazy were actually right.

Artists take notes!

15.11.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The humans are dead

15.11.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Horses, horses everywhere

15.11.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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After playing Titan Quest II a lot, feeling the Ancient Greece mood I decided to check out the Dawn of Defiance.
Pretty standard looking survival so far, in a desperate need of character customization.

+ 10 points for telling me to make a shield before even showing me how to make a campfire.

15.11.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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just look at this round goof

14.11.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a very horse-centric game.
πŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ₯•

14.11.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Aww they look so proud there in the 3rd panel

13.11.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Come forth, bathe in my

13.11.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

So, Valve finally decided to say fuck microsoft.
About god damn time.

12.11.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NICE!

11.11.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Whoops. Looks like I got caught in a harness again.

🎨 by @ibisibish.bsky.social

#furryart #art #nsfw

10.11.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

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