Dave The Person

I will never ride another ride at Disneyland that has plush and foamy seat cushions.

If you voted for him, you are him, a pedophile, child rapist, Neo-Nazi, fuckface.

The most interesting thing about this is that Trump is in the Epstein files.

The most interesting thing about this announcement is that Trump is in the Epstein files.

Take the progressive pledge, a simple litmus test of integrity.

I pledge to only support candidates in the 2028 primaries that are not racist on the border and not transphobic.

This calls for a strongly worded letter.

The proof is in the pudding. Republicans voted against the anti-gerrymandering Freedom To Vote Act. Democrats voted for it.

Not dead. Demonic.

Unlike those Uvalde cowards.

Nazi pedophile child rapists

Take the progressive pledge, a simple litmus test of integrity.

I pledge to only support candidates in the 2028 primaries that are not racist on the border and not transphobic.

Take the progressive pledge, a simple litmus test of integrity.

I pledge to only support candidates in the 2028 primaries that are not racist on the border and not transphobic.

Take the progressive pledge, a simple litmus test of integrity.

I pledge to only support candidates in the 2028 primaries that are not racist on the border and not transphobic.

Queue the TACO. For a guy who is incapable of love, he loves lucrative arms deals.

Take the progressive pledge.

I pledge to only support candidates in the 2028 primaries that are not racist on the border and not transphobic. It is a simple litmus test of integrity.

The guy that destroyed the last vestige of democracy, the Iowa Caucuses, with the “Shadow App”? No way.

Supermanboobs

Supermanboobs

They’re enjoying the twice baked couch potatoes.

Take the progressive pledge.
I pledge to only support candidates in the 2028 Democratic primaries who are not racist on the border and not transphobic.
A litmus test of integrity.

Borderline Personality Disorder is a prerequisite to becoming a Republican.

Gaslight. Deflect. Play the Victim.

The MAGA mantra.

An endless repeating loop.

Fallon has a talent for musical comedy. Beyond that, it’s just innocuous dribble.

Maybe a strongly worded letter will convince Nazis to stop being Nazis.

“All lives matter/I don’t see color”vibes.

Straight up ghoul.

They don’t need no stinking trade deal.

Another 40 lashes with a wet noodle.

Gaslight. Deflect. Play the victim. Rinse and repeat.

Two easy predictions

Before the end of the congressional recess, establishment Dems will start insisting we stop focusing on the Epstein files.

Then expect a blitzkrieg of mass deflection focused only on the list of Democrats obtained in the DOJ meeting with Ghislaine Maxwell (likely plenty).