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Mr. Friendship

@birdrespecter.bsky.social

Ignoble ape-like cryptid, whimsical dullard in the PNW. Yapper on Kill The Computer, football enjoyer on 60 Minute Drill. Luddite & friend to all

35,847 Followers  |  983 Following  |  5,777 Posts  |  Joined: 26.04.2023
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I can see it

02.03.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow

01.03.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This and Dr Bronner are my staples but it would be nice to have options

01.03.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now we’re fucking talking

01.03.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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First company to just make this but okay to use multiple times a day is gonna make 40 billion dollars btw. My beloved auto zone grease removal gel 😌

01.03.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Years ago my gf got me one that just had a lobster on it. My beloved lobster apron

01.03.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite part of that website is what happens when you click no when it asks you if you’re 21. Should have been born sooner, liberal!

01.03.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Searching for β€œmen’s soap” is so funny, there’s a brand with β€œbourbon” and β€œgun smoke” options. No man I do not want to smell like I just shot up a Walmart because my wife left, who is this for

01.03.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 329    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 0

Too dumb to live too pissed to die

28.02.2026 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 279    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5291    πŸ” 1580    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 61

The world will never be safe so long as Israel is allowed to operate with impunity and backing from the United States

28.02.2026 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 195    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a Trump vanity project, he wants to be the president to take down that administration *and* he wants to distract from the fact that he and his friends are child fucking rapist Nazis. I don’t have to worry about ToS violations because there are no words violent enough to express my feelings

28.02.2026 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 285    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck Israel

28.02.2026 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 866    πŸ” 130    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Same tbh

28.02.2026 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean it was almost immediately lol

28.02.2026 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lmaooo

28.02.2026 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/bird...

28.02.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Her new series is so funny because she has been sued so many times now that she can’t actually say anything but the implied allegations hit at about 7 per minute

28.02.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 331    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Never been, but from all the stories it always felt like Long Island is a sort of Area Zero for New York

28.02.2026 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Years ago, my band covered the three little pigs song and we threw out like 50 pig nose costumes into the crowd but unfortunately nobody really knew the song or got the bit which made the whole affair even more awful and confusing

28.02.2026 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect tragedy

28.02.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Carnage Rules by Green JellΓΏ on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 1994 Β· Duration 3:33

Sony you fucking cowards make the goddamn movie

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28.02.2026 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Currently listening to Green Jelly, this has got to be the worst band ever created. And yet, I am jealous I will never be among their hundreds of members over the years

28.02.2026 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes lol

27.02.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly this is a pretty hilarious way to showcase PNW racism, feels too on the nose if anything

27.02.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I don’t understand that one either, it was Deep Purple for me lol

27.02.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I understand none of us are immune to propaganda and we should be checking our biases with increased frequency. However we just got perhaps the best behind the scenes look in human history at how right wing billionaire pipelining works, and it was the exact opposite of this, so idk man

27.02.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 629    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, billionaires are feeding leftists content about how the ruling class must be overthrown to hurt the dems. Very smart stuff, Max.

27.02.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 212    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t either of course. But it would be crazy

27.02.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would be like, no way dude that’s nuts

27.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0