Mr. Regional Hamburger Personality

Seattle is the best city in America and it’s not even close!

Unfortunately, NYC mogs

Honestly? A far more elegant solution

Do New Yorkers have a hamburger deity? California sucks but I bet it clears whatever human chow those guys are eating

My correct Wendy’s order*

This is the only Bushido fast food meal

Lmfaooooo

I’m saying

I’m ready

Don’t kill me please. Do not cancel me for this post. I hate all fast food and whatever burger rival exists for In-N-Out like Culver’s or Whataburger probably also sucks. It’s a fuckin slop burger sorry !!

Counterpoint: no it’s not

I have no idea why people go crazy for In-N-Out, that shit is absolute slop garbage but people talk about it like it’s the second coming lmfao

Disturbed loves to do this and it fucking sucks every time

Just found out Maroon 5 did a cover of Sex and Candy. Fucked up. That is depressed 90s heroin guy music, NOT Obama era sex pest amphetamine guy music. Stay in your lane

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Ruining a perfectly good and rare sunny day listening to this garbage btw! Not thrilled

Doing a @killthecomputer.com episode on these guys this week, and I can’t stop thinking about how if this guy died, he’d still have this exact expression. Truly awful

E.B calling Richardson egg-hatched is another favorite. Such a beautiful tapestry of linguistics

wow

I’ve been really leaning into hooplehead the last year or two following a Deadwood rewatch

Mood:

Rapist pedophile cannibals run the world and I still gotta go to work tomorrow lmfao c’mon dude

I’m sorry you had to do that lol. Here i am doing this shit for free. What line are you in?

Learning that Epstein goes back to *oliver north* and Steve Bannon + what would eventually become Cambridge Analyitca goes back to the early 90s is jokerpill material. I turn fucking 40 this year, and these creeps have been plotting for the world we live in now since before i was born

Every i dotted and t crossed in these files and the events surrounding them reveals a level of institutional rot that would make any decent person’s head spin. This country is fucking disgusting

The more I read about Epstein, the more I read about every nasty fuck in the periphery of all of it, reinforces the idea that the “left” never claims power in America because you have to be psychotic and corrupt to the core to attain power in America in a way that is antithetical to the project

Hanania is such a funny critter. I love that he plays a sort of Yglesias esque role in the information ecosystem where you can basically set your watch to having the right opinion by disagreeing with things he says

I can see it

Wow

This and Dr Bronner are my staples but it would be nice to have options