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Matthew Washington

@forestlunch.bsky.social

I write fiction that makes you go "yahoo!". (Website coming soon) AppState class of 2025 Also on Instagram Please go out the window instead of the door, thank you.

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#smallpoemsunday

Stand-up is
a zero-sum game
Either kill em’
Or bomb hard

26.10.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist by Mark Leyner. Funny book.
Hope you get better soon!

13.10.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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smile β€” Blood+Honey by Matthew Washington β€œToday was the day I was going to kill myself and by God was I going to get it right the first time.”

Fiction "Smile" by Matthew Washington

β€œToday was the day I was going to kill myself and by God was I going to get it right the first time.”

www.bloodhoneylit.com/fiction/smile

04.10.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t think I’d ever see Mario and Tokimeki Memorial in the same sentence. Neat fact!

22.09.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2500

19.08.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Published in BRUISER Magazine! Go check it out!

21.06.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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