Sarah Kattau

Sarah Kattau

@skattau.bsky.social

37 Followers 19 Following 15 Posts Joined Apr 2025
4 months ago

If Trump really does try to run in 2028, Obama should announce his candidacy in opposition.

"But he's not eligible!" you say.

I know. For exactly the same reason Trump isn't. Let the right wing tie themselves in knots explaining exactly what the problem is.

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5 months ago

In a moment I will be proud of forever, today I helped my toddler nephew (traumatized by a Halloween display in September) make friends with a giant skeleton. His name is Kelton, as in "Bye bye, 'kel-ton," which was repeated when he stopped every minute for two blocks.

He also blew it kisses.

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5 months ago

Welcome to my new podcast called "This is Forty," where I tell you exactly how I slept based on what hurts this morning with a special segment about all of the things that popped when I got out of bed.

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5 months ago

Took an emergency last-minute trip for a family member. Landed at 11 pm, drove through the mountains and the fog and arrived at the hotel at 1 am to the soft sounds of Billy Joel in the lobby.

Sing it with me! INNNNNNN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT....

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7 months ago

If you were absolutely captivated by the storytelling style of "Black Cake" last year, turn on "Say Nothing" *immediately.* Stick it out through the end of the first episode, and you'll need to know everything.

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8 months ago
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9 months ago
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Military.com has an awful lot of anti-Trump headlines on the main page right now. The barracks article pulls no punches. There will be no upgrades or routine maintenance due to DOGE cuts demanded by Trump.

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9 months ago

He got very upset when we took it away from him. But listen, dude - we'll give you milk. We just don't want to give you botulism.

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9 months ago

I am so proud of my cousin's toddler for wanting to save for a rainy day. We learned of this predilection when he pulled a sippy cup of milk from the bottom of his toy chest and tried to drink it. How old was it? Who knows!

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9 months ago

Some days, your BFF calls and asks if you have a garage door opener... then tells you Armageddon is coming (with hail!) and she's in her brand new car nearby, and you spend the next fifteen minutes calling *every neighbor* who can access it until someone opens the door. 🤣🤣😅

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10 months ago

Muchas gracias, Yum Yum Donuts, for the 1:45 am BEC bagel. It's been a long night.

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10 months ago

Me, too, but Amazon!!

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10 months ago

The effort counts. If you really need it, you really need it.

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10 months ago
Tweet by Jon Favreau criticizing Senate Republicans for confirming a weekend Fox & Friends anchor to oversee the U.S. military despite knowing it was a bad idea, claiming they were threatened by the President’s allies and accepted it as the norm.

Yes. This is what happened, and it’s shameful and cowardly.

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10 months ago

I didn't even think of that. 🤣 I was distracted by the puppy, clearly.

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10 months ago

For my first and maybe most important post, a light topic:

When engaging in a fierce game of tug with my favorite dogs, I like to pet them on the head with my free hand. It makes them *so mad.*

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