also I was holding a roll of toilet paper at the time
EXACTLY
no one tells you that someday you’ll be dancing like an idiot with your daughter to The New Radicals’ You Get What You Give when she should really be doing her homework but that’s ok, it still rules
I was the first one to fave it, so that pretty much answers the question
you know I can’t read, don’t shame me
the new Surpeme Leader is going to ollie the shit out of that thing
I’ve now been mad at this for an hour. well done
how the hell are we calling this the STRAIGHT of Hormuz
on the other hand, foo fighters fans can rot in hell
it only took me 25 years to get to where I’m happy for my friends that like them, even though I don’t
so.... yeah the caterpillar ate a bunch of stuff and turned into a butterfly, good night
looks like Father’s Day came early
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
this is not nearly as dumb as them time you tried to make pepperoni Luck Charms
woah buddy let's dial back the copyright infringement
you'll never believe this, but the guy who drove a cybertruck to the barber shop was a huge douche
he drinks a whiskey drink
CEO is gone.
time to post some Dicks on main
no doubt this guy still has *very* strong hot dog/sandwich opinions
both, the THE MOVIE
they need to remake Goldeneye
I would like to eat the Tokyo Dome
ok fine, I'll be the chief entertainment officer for bluesky. first directive: hawaiian shirt fridays
only thing I'm calling is security
AT-AT ass building. George Lucas should sue for intellectual property theft
you know I can't stop myself
hi a trans woman, I'm dad
3.49 here! was 2.89 before the asshole started assholing
Add one word to a film to ruin it.
Dune Buggy
