Same Sad Echo

I was just sent an email regarding “official croquet field dimensions” and I am definitely not charging enough for my services

maybe Hegseth had a point

dudes do indeed rock

god he wails those kids so hard

a sack of moldy potatoes could come up with a better idea than this

“, dumbass”

it's the remix to condition*

*pre-existing

your kneebone and your tracksuit

your neck and back are now their own sentient organisms that you have no control over. my advice? get used to it

I have never been on the internet

🎵 Travis Kelce Penis Song
doo dah, doo dah 🎵

*Spends the first 7 minutes of my job interview carefully tearing off the perforated edge of my spiral notebook resume*

do we think we can trick a news outlet into referring to the american government shutdown/lockout as “locktober”

he’s right on the money

literally every time I’m trying to find something

so the new pope… do we gotta hand it to him?

10/10, no notes

these things are always the result of death. that little mixing valve in a newer shower that keeps you from getting scalded when someone flushes a toilet? there is a tremendously gruesome reason for that

I'd like to publicly acknowledge the hardware store worker who just help me find a couple things while completely, absolutely stoned out of his gourd.

and they say America doesn't make heroes anymore

PSA: it’s free coffee day at Jiffy Mart

I’m Same Sad Echo and I post something positive every day

I’m impressed she lifted that rock over her head. that’s heavy!

wait stop come back

I've been trying to bring back Smirnoff "Icing" with no luck. I am now banned from the local library

they take a lot of flak but pumpkin beers are great

I pronounce it aunt, because that’s how it’s spelled

I’m gonna rip my kid’s scoutmaster a new one for teaching us all the wrong fucking thing

Bozo the Clown

I bet this guy will be there too!!!!!

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there it is

one back-handed compliment, please