Drew Magary

That was @miketanier.bsky.social at the helm for that one

This rocks. It looks like a version of Myst that only Bill Maher can play. It looks like Joe Camel's house if Joe Camel was a real guy.

Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Miami Dolphins | Defector Some people are fans of the Dolphins. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Dolphins. This 2024 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. ...

“Our stadium is halfway through its Animorphs book cover transition to becoming a circus tent.
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That was @miketanier.bsky.social’s byline!

BRUTAL

That one is me

Yeah we wouldn’t let just anyone do these. You gotta know your shit

Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Miami Dolphins | Defector Some people are fans of the Dolphins. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Dolphins. This 2024 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. ...

“Our QB made more money last year than Marino made in his entire career, and all he's done is show us just enough to make us ask ourselves ‘wait, is he good?’ only for him to then immediately get concussed.”
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A Very Fine Cheerwine, With Emma Baccellieri | Defector There are only so many ways to describe a podcast, as regular readers of these little blogs already know. Because they are cut in two by our ad break, it is easy enough to mentally divide them; becaus...

Discussed some very important subjects with Drew and Roth. Including but not limited to soda seasonality and how disappointed I should be in myself for my failure to recognize Javier Sanoja.

It's time once again for Defector Thursday Night Trivia, with boards by Defector summer intern @groan.bsky.social! We're letting Twitch chat play today, so come join us as we all get to know Lucy better via her mind palace.

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I was gonna ask her about Diet Rite but other effervescent matters intruded

Oh that’s repulsive

A Very Fine Cheerwine, With Emma Baccellieri | Defector There are only so many ways to describe a podcast, as regular readers of these little blogs already know. Because they are cut in two by our ad break, it is easy enough to mentally divide them; becaus...

Fun episode this week. I'd estimate that about half of it is us talking to Emma about different sodas, and like a third of that is her and me trying and failing to describe what Moxie tastes like/is. defector.com/a-very-fine-...

Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Miami Dolphins | Defector Some people are fans of the Dolphins. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Dolphins. This 2024 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. ...

“When watching Tua, you end up rooting for hip injuries because they aren’t concussions.” Why Your Team Sucks previews the DOLPHINS, written by @miketanier.bsky.social
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That’s the one

Oh that's not good

This Fresca Has ATTITUDE! with Emma Baccellieri Emma Baccellieri, staff writer at Sports Illustrated and creator of The Soda Fountain newsletter, joins Drew and Roth to talk baseball and the WNBA, but, mostly, sodee pop. What have the W refs been m...

New Distraction! Talking baseball and sodie pop with our old friend @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social!!! art19.com/shows/the-di...

I was very sweaty on this call

YouTube video by FTN Can Anyone Beat the Bills? | AFC EAST Preview

Today on the Schatz and @miketanier.bsky.social podcast! Join us at 11am EDT for the livestream!

First, @drewmagary.bsky.social of The Defector comes on to take issue with our Vikings projections.

Then @alexblickle1.bsky.social joins us to talk about the AFC East!

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You Don’t Have To Let Big Allen Wrench Control Your Life | Defector Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, and buy Drew’s books while you’re at it. Today, we’re talking…

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Thanks man!

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Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Dallas Cowboys | Defector Some people are fans of the Dallas Cowboys. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Dallas Cowboys. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews s...

“I became a Cowboys fan when I was six because I had a pillow of all the NFL Teams and their helmets and I could draw the Dallas star really well. That was 1996. My life choices since then haven't gotten any better.”
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Why Your Team Sucks… now read TO you!

It’s just the cam angle

Let me check on that real quick

See this is why I couldn’t hack it as an LT

It’s for a wedding but yeah there’ll be plenty of those too

I’m too tall! I couldn’t place the camera well enough

That’s not an insult