Geeky Kinkster

Sounds like someone needs to be introduced to the Nogasm?

I just wanted to say thank you for the best laugh I've had in a long time. I saw this last night and was cackling enough that my partner was worried but I had lost the faculty of speech. I couldn't reply until now without uncontrolled laughter again.

If you see someone stealing food (or other essentials), no you didn't.

A protestor holding up a sign that reads "The only boots worth licking are worn by goth girls"

A sign sighted at a Rhode Island #nokings rally.
I definitely can get behind this.

8181!

- You are, without doubt, the worst copper merchant I've ever heard of.

- But you have heard of me...

Tumblr post from pavlovsbimbo that says "At a kink party recently, and someone said 'aww are you pretending to be a person?'. She ran her fingers through my hair and said 'that must be so tiring, you don't need to pretend anymore.'"

i think this would change me permanently

Not to be a massive bottom, but... Gods I need to get thrown onto a bed, pinned down on my front and fucked until I'm chewing the pillows and crying right about now...

Hey, that's my JFETish!

Currently in Merseyside, pondering what to do with myself while pet-sitting for a week. Current highlights in the list include the British Lawnmower Museum. Surely there must be something more... exciting to do around here? (I say as though I'm not actually excited by a museum of lawnmowers...)

Oh, Servalan...

Servalan: I'm just the girl next door.
Tarrant: If you were the girl next door, I'd move.
Servalan: Where would you move to, Tarrant?
Tarrant: Next door.

In this heat? (28 degrees in London today! Ugh!) probably not, but maybe when I get back to Scotland!

Oh no, I am in London where there are several made-to-measure latex makers, and I've just been paid, oh noooo...

Three days. Six steam locos in steam, a cab ride, getting invited into two signalboxes, "mysterious" bruises on my thighs, and apple crumble and custard. Last weekend was fantastic. I have been covered in soot, coal dust and steam oil, and I'm not normally into WAM! Finally starting to recover...

Absolutely I would! I have deep envy!

OMG GUMMIHAJ

Is it you? Are you the furniture?

*quietly, in the distance*
"Afternoon!"

Look, I'm a simple person with simple needs. Some days I just need a cute person's dick in my mouth...

Oh gods, yes. And the engineering behind some (OK, OK, pretty much *all*) of the devices... *swoons*

Three months! Self-imposed... Trying to decide how to let myself get off when I finally get there. Any suggestions?

A pair of clover-type nipple clamps, in stainless steel, now connected by a woven-chainmail chain made of pink and purple rings.

Finally made something useful with the chainmail - my clover clamps came without an attaching chain, so I made a colourful one that'll make them easy to identify!

Might not be your room... not convinced it was the wrong one though!

Not long back from day four of a working weekend on my feet... I'm exhausted! Next time I agree to do something like this, can someone tie me down and beat me until I realise what a bad idea it is, please?

To quote Blake's Seven...

Servalan: I'm just the girl next door.
Tarrant: If you were the girl next door, I'd move.
Servalan: Where would you move to, Tarrant?
Tarrant: Next door.

Holy hell. Link to it: www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

A small piece of chainmail, hand assembled from stainless steel rings by @geekykinkster. It is roughly triangular.

I can do this! :D Now, what to make first...

I did it... Got some materials and tools on the way. Here goes nothing!

Wait. I could make stuff for *other cute people* to wear!

I don't need another crafting hobby, I don't need another cra- Ooooh but if I learn to make chainmail and scale mail I could make myself stuff to wear to kink clubs!