Dr. Gnawbones

www.furaffinity.net/view/54174238/ Would this suit such simple tastes? Some fellas I drew a few years back that fit that description.

Oh nice I love this 🤌🤌

I’m a simple man; I see slobby stoners, I get throbby boners

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I’m a simple man; I see slobby stoners, I get throbby boners

😤💨🍆

I also have a fat stack of duplicates so if there’s a dream villager you must have, it’s possible I have a spare to give away

My sister got me some off-brand Etsy stickers to decorate my binder and it is *fabulous*

Btw I have an amiibo collection that’s ~50% complete so there’s a pretty good chance I have the villager you’re looking for if you want

Getting hypno-banished to the Sunken Place except we’re renaming it The Pit on account of how hairy and sweaty it is down there

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Dog staring intensely at lantern meme, did is labeled “ME” and lantern is labeled “THE HYPNO-LANTERN”

I should get back into camping

My husband has to work until late tonight so we’re doing our vday tomorrow. Gonna make Mexican shrimp cocktail and a pot of carnitas and just drink margaritas and eat tacos all day until we burst 🤤

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I haven’t really done that, I mostly stick to my own stuff or riff with mutuals

What we need is an uprising that makes Stonewall look like a Sunday Brunch.

Staring blankly at the ceiling, cock rigid hard, eyes spiraling, headphones blasting hypnotic white noise static in your ears, as a form of self-care

Turns out Dad has a lot of rules, chiefly about banning deodorant and enforced casual nudity 😅

“Now son, you live under my roof, you live under my rules.” the stranger at your door says as you were telling him you’re not interested. In your mind it suddenly becomes true. This is Dad’s house and you’re just living in it. He walks past and enters, and you’re just caught in his BO wake.

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My garlic breath is legendary

Toppers pepperoni (and half pineapple) pizza

Ventura County, CA has a pizza chain called Toppers that is doing the old school pizza parlor thing impeccably. They’ve got a salad bar and an arcade, there’s always a little league or a scout group celebrating, friends get together for apps and pitchers of beer, the works. It’s so worth the drive.

Still not into FinDom, but Tom Nook can financially enslave me any time 🤤

Getting back into Animal Crossing with a new island on Switch 2, and this update’s quality of life improvements are a game changer.

I still maintain however that this series would be infinitely better if the player were also an animal though

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Oh nice, I didn’t know it was remastered. I just saw it browsing Netflix and it had been a little while. I love schlocky movies!

Seriously though I love this stupid movie

Enjoying *Dante’s Peak* because I love truck commercials disguised as disaster movies

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My advice to beginners is to prioritize learning techniques over recipes. For example: if you try braised short ribs and you like them, don’t worry about recreating the same dish, it’s better to learn what braising is and what’s involved so you can make it how you like it.

If your new father figure offers to “take you under his wing” that’s code for shoving your face in his armpit

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The new Gilgamesh model for VII is crazy

Getting ready for football. Willingly or not.

Just some hypno hijinks courtesy of @anothermeekone.bsky.social

“I’m watching for my team”

“I’m watching for the ads”

“I’m just here for the food”

“I’m waiting for the halftime show”

- All equally zonked swirly eyed guys at the party we all throw for the annual programming reinforcement ritual

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Every orc on the team must wring out his sweaty towels and loincloths into the ceremonial coach-bucket to sustain the football magic for another year 😌

Happy Football!
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*Cuck Tales*