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Lewisham resident, academic, woke, software engineering, digital humanities, literature, blogger, former producer of Catford Mews Comedy club. All views are my own. #FBPE #NAFO #NAFOFellas

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We found the government โ€œwaste, fraud, and abuseโ€.

09.04.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35249    ๐Ÿ” 12993    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 792    ๐Ÿ“Œ 506

How long will this American car crash of an administration last? When will some of the republican politicians wise up and boot that idiot out of office? This can't continue. Signed, The World.

09.04.2025 09:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The council is a shambles. It is clear that they had no plan.

09.04.2025 09:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Here we go again.

07.04.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8896    ๐Ÿ” 2091    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 342    ๐Ÿ“Œ 74

Talking about "taking medicine" when your cabinet is full of people who don't believe it works is kinda ironic.

07.04.2025 08:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2464    ๐Ÿ” 322    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

The site is now occupied by squatters, and the coucillor is still saying it will open 'soon'.

29.03.2025 06:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Crooked Hillary Clinton and her team "were extremely careless in their handling of very sensitive, highly classified information." Not fit!

Crooked Hillary Clinton and her team "were extremely careless in their handling of very sensitive, highly classified information." Not fit!

Aged like a durian and egg sandwich, wedged in a festival portaloo on the hottest day of the year... during a dysentery outbreak...

25.03.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2457    ๐Ÿ” 540    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34
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Boycott Airbnb! Theyโ€™re DOGE!

18.03.2025 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17820    ๐Ÿ” 8337    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 710    ๐Ÿ“Œ 547

Is she on drugs?

11.03.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remain very angry about the closure of Catford Mews, and unclear messaging from @lewisham.gov.uk about when it will reopen. All they say is 'soon'. They've been saying it for months. #lewisham #cinema #arts #community

07.03.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

British PM Starmer hugged Zelenskyy. Thatโ€™s how bad U.S. foreign policy has gottenโ€”itโ€™s driving the Brits to physical displays of emotion.

05.03.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17229    ๐Ÿ” 2375    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 355    ๐Ÿ“Œ 118

(1/3) It needs repeating: in 1994, Ukraine was persuaded to give up its nuclear weapons to Russia in return for the US, the UK, and Russia guaranteeing Ukraineโ€™s sovereignty, security, and territorial integrity.

04.03.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76771    ๐Ÿ” 22893    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1789    ๐Ÿ“Œ 981

Have sympathy for the people who fled USSR for a new life in America. They've ended up back in soviet union anyway.

04.03.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1757    ๐Ÿ” 262    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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At least a dozen Teslas were set on fire at a Tesla dealership in Toulouse, France.

Thoughts and prayers.

04.03.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15874    ๐Ÿ” 2756    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1175    ๐Ÿ“Œ 463

Why is he so incredibly nice to Putin and then so incredibly mean to Zelensky? whatโ€™s that about

28.02.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14578    ๐Ÿ” 1497    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1417    ๐Ÿ“Œ 139
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Says it all.

28.02.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42516    ๐Ÿ” 9477    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 736    ๐Ÿ“Œ 270

Whenever you welcome guests, treat them with kindness, grace and respect. Simple as that.

28.02.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 95614    ๐Ÿ” 11051    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2861    ๐Ÿ“Œ 493
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From my whole heart: fuck you trump. Fuck you again. And then again. And then a million times more fuck you. And after that go fuck yourself. Fucking russian asset. Stinky scum.

#UkrainianView

28.02.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 455    ๐Ÿ” 116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 64    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

The current US administration disgusts me.

28.02.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump and Vance are pathetic bullies. They disgust me.

28.02.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The current US administration disgusts me.

28.02.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jeez

23.02.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Donald Trump Was Recruited by the KGB Under Codename 'Krasnov' Claims Former Soviet Spy Chief A former senior KGB chief claims Trump was recruited by them in 1987 due to his role as a prominent US businessman

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

It's time to impeach Donald Trump (Comrade Krasnov):

bylinetimes.com/2025/02/21/d...

21.02.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm just starting to learn more... a total badass! 17 plays, poetry, novels, spying, potential travel to Surinam...

21.02.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love the mask... her different sides, and there's The Rover...

21.02.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tuesday, February 25
Public Unveiling of Aphra Behn statue
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/public-unv...

"Five years work come to fruition when a very distinguished person unveils Christine Charlesworth's wonderful statue of the pioneering writer"

05.02.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I might as well tell Donald to send US troops to help me get Ukraine out of Kursk.

20.02.2025 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1192    ๐Ÿ” 145    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Trump: Ukranian NATO membership is off the table.
Vance: "... what makes him such an effective negotiator and I have seen this in private, is that he does not take anything off the table. โ€ฆ Everything is on the table."

In other news, gravity doesn't exist.

20.02.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#UkrainianView

20.02.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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