Kevin Hearne

Thanks!

Typically I read her books in one sitting because I can’t put them down

Ah okay, makes sense!

It occurs to me that we may have strayed a bit from the original post that Delilah has a rad new book out today that I need to go buy

Wait

Do Sneeze Club members go to the buffet, duck under the sneeze guard, and unload a full lung payload onto the mixed green salad

I don’t know the rules of Sneeze Club

It’s hard to find members in good standing who can explain

I hear they don’t live long

Oh that would be so dire. Like if you managed to launch a phlegm globber instead of just invisible disease-laden virus droplets you would pretty much slay everyone

Did you guys ever have spaghetti all covered with cheese and then lose your poor meatball when somebody sneezed

Heck yeah let’s ride!!!

We can save the die part for much later

The book RIDE OR DIE is pictured against Delilah's bookshelf. It features a roller coaster on a broken track rolling into a skull cloud and was created by Matt Ryan Tobin. It's got 80s/90s vibes, and you should definitely pick it up today. p.s. There is a ghost crocodile. Don't you love ghost crocodiles? I think we all do.

Out today: my next MG Horror, Ride or Die! Set in an abandoned amusement park and featuring a main character who just wants to be cool for one day, it really hits a lot of my childhood fears. Available wherever books are sold or available to borrow! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/703249...

Digital illustration. In the background we see Sesame Street’s Big Bird with a kiffiyeh scarf around his neck running to the left of frame holding a pole from which waves a black flag with a white antifascist symbol on it. In the foreground is a furry blue muppet with a bulbous pink nose who is otherwise unidentifiable because he has a black bandana around his mouth (it’s Grover) who is preparing to throw a Molotov cocktail. In the flames flowing from the rag in the neck of the bottle can be read the words ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Thank you!

Kevin Hearne | Home Author of The Iron Druid Chronicles, Ink & Sigil, the Seven Kennings trilogy, and co‑author of the Tales of Pell

Everything is at kevinhearne.com

Dang, I’m not sure what the threshold is, but if you get a post doing a certain number of likes, the bots swarm.

Replies with scams, quote posts with scams, bots just following you in hopes you’ll lead them to more people to scam

*bluesky elder voice*

“I remember when this was all Alf hog.”

You are not, however, *required* to piss yourself, and to my knowledge the book does not actually cause involuntary loss of bladder control, but…I’m just now realizing this might have been Steve doing a hyperbole thing

The kid is 25 and yep, I call them Kid.

Me to kid: Let’s go to the bog tomorrow! Rare birds have been sighted there!

Kid to partner: Wanna go to the bog?

Partner: That’s ok. But say hi to Shrek for me.

Kid: Shrek lived in a swamp, not a bog. They’re completely different biomes.

Me: *dies*

The cover of Ink & Sigil with a trope map. It says: •the accountant is a pit fighter •protagonist in his sixties •fountain pen love •whoa dang, librarians, eh? •faeries in peril •mad scientists •gallus wizard van

Psst. It’s still on sale. $1.99 in Ebook in North America right now. Perfect time to try out the series—if you dig, it’s complete and you can binge it!

Are you going to investigate

Do you have your deerstalker cap ready

Really wish they’d hurry up with the extinction part of that behaviour

Happiness!

Thanks! Hope you enjoy!

Thanks! Please tell your friends it’s a good time to try it!

There’s a copy of the book on the left, a glass of gin & tonic, and a bottle of Hendricks gin on the right in the picture. Caption reads: I can't state how much I loved Ink & Sigil and meeting new characters in a familiar world. Can't wait for more of Al and Buck. I even found some Scottish Gin to enjoy during the read.

On a silver service tray we see a copy of the book, a glass of whisky on the rocks, a black feather pen, a knife, and a deck of Tarot cards. Caption from bryttknee is partial in the screenshot, but it says: Picked up a new book today. I saw it last week when I went in and picked it up and read the description. But I told myself I needed to

I do believe that INK & SIGIL is on sale for $1.99 in Ebook, y’all! There’s fountain pen geekery! Hobgoblins! Battle seers! Mad scientists! Secret underground lairs! A protagonist in his sixties! (Couple of reader squees from Instagram below.)

And the trilogy is complete! Begin the binge for cheap!

Cheers! Many thanks!

There’s a copy of the book on the left, a glass of gin & tonic, and a bottle of Hendricks gin on the right in the picture. Caption reads: I can't state how much I loved Ink & Sigil and meeting new characters in a familiar world. Can't wait for more of Al and Buck. I even found some Scottish Gin to enjoy during the read.

On a silver service tray we see a copy of the book, a glass of whisky on the rocks, a black feather pen, a knife, and a deck of Tarot cards. Caption from bryttknee is partial in the screenshot, but it says: Picked up a new book today. I saw it last week when I went in and picked it up and read the description. But I told myself I needed to

I do believe that INK & SIGIL is on sale for $1.99 in Ebook, y’all! There’s fountain pen geekery! Hobgoblins! Battle seers! Mad scientists! Secret underground lairs! A protagonist in his sixties! (Couple of reader squees from Instagram below.)

And the trilogy is complete! Begin the binge for cheap!

They’re friendly!!

A super cute jumping spider looking up at you from a picnic table

Went birding with Mom and we got a lesser flycatcher who is actually the GREATEST flycatcher—I’ll provide proof later—and then we had a picnic on a table in the shade and got a visit from THIS SPIDER FREN

I am home and it is lovely

a poster that says but first coffee with a shadow Alt: a poster that says but first coffee with a shadow

I am heading home today!

The sweetest email from a reader: Have you thought about turning your series into a TV show?

Heck. Yes.

TV shows are just long commercials for your books! Fair to say most (if not all) writers would like a TV show of their work.

Alas, producers have to make it happen. All I can do is write.