Dykes for Van Dijk

Dykes for Van Dijk

@heidelheim.bsky.social

Agatha (or Aggie). Soon-to-be 30-year old. I mostly repost smut and post about media I’m partaking in. Learning new things every day. 2/10/2026

270 Followers 154 Following 3,067 Posts Joined Jul 2023
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Felicia🍑🐈️🤤

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awoo

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1 year ago
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Tap in this outfit #タップダンスシチー #ウマ娘 #イラスト #umamusume #illust

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1 year ago
Tap Dance City lifting shirt showing underboob Tap Dance City wearing long gloves and a thong and metallic pastie cups on her breasts

Titty City
つまり、ちちシチー :^) (bsky 再掲) #タップダンスシチー #ウマ娘 #イラスト #umamusume #illust

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12 hours ago

I am genuinely so pleased to see the Asterix Caesar in art. Like this is *objectively* the best caricature of Caesar we ever got

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Reddit post from Durahell_ on r/DPH

0 mg trip report: I didn't take any.

Comment: What kind of visuals are you getting
Reply: I saw a spider but it was like a real spider
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15 hours ago

And yes we bullied Vodka at every opportunity (we went 4-0)

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The speed was lacking but definitely a very well-rounded racer

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Yeah yeah speed but I won her 6 claw plushes AND she won TWO STRAIGHT MAJOR RACES on an Awful Mood (JC/AK)

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one of my favorite pieces of trans art is 'you make me sick', described in the second image. i saw this post in 2015 and it has always stayed in the back of my mind. i guess it may seem a little outlandish but i have always found it to be poignant

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Nancy 3/11/26

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19 hours ago

SPURS WIN 1-1 THANK GOD

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Truck in a bunny suit cos that’s important to the lore probably yes indeed lesbians in bunny suits are importsant

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Sometimes a lady knight just needs some repose:

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2026 year of the dollgirl

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MANT also solved my number one issue *with* URA, which was having overly generous goals that meant losing a race could still represent progress- even if you want to win that race. MANT lets me re-roll for wins and I like that more.

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URA scenario’s adherence to storylines crimps perfectly solid niche racers by making them run in historical-but-hard-to-win-without-compromising-building-the-best-overall-racer-races

Classic examples are like Tokai Teio having to run the Spring TS, which is a hard 550-stam wall

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Unfortunately as much as I LOVE the narrative arcs of horse racing, MANT is basically the superior game mode if you’re into this for *racing*

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I ran a G2 instead

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I did make one compromise and that was dodging the Spring Tenno Sho (I was sitting at like 530 stamina and it seemed like a real stretch, especially when I was a Firm Condition Menace and the conditions were Soft.

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I’m a run-dumper if I lose races and it took me FOREVER to really deliver a front-runner I was happy with

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What can I say except that I am a perfectionist

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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Ok so basically what we have here is an outdoor shot with a rock wall cliffy looking background. There are three people, humans, standing together. Their hands are up and raised as if they're going over the drop of a roller coaster, but in actuality, they are in this moment sort of disintegrating. You can see their faces and arms and lower half, dressed in while linen, but the midsection of each person is sort exploding and disappearing and on fire. Layers are removed, so you see bones and some organs and I imagine if you kept watching this disintegration would work its way outward and a second later they'd basically be toast. No caption, just a fun and happy light hearted Saturday Star Trek post!
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K'eeg @armormodechang - 6h
The Emperor's New Groove
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Movies that can be considered "Metroidvanias"
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Kuzco loses his abilities near the beginning of the movie, he and Pacha learn various skills to traverse different obstacles. there's a sequence where they backtrack through an area they ve been through and cross it more efficiently
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the end is reached in under two hours; the final sequence shows the protagonist in less clothing than usual

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1 day ago

If you MUST know Symboli Rudolf is MY enemy and if you stand between me and her know it's ON SIGHT

Stay away from me and my lifelong enemy. She's mine to destroy.

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I file umamusume under three general categories based on the reactions they elicit from me:

1. That's my Wife/Mortal Enemy (same thing)
2. That's my Daughter
3. That's my Mother

Which is which? Wouldn't you like to know.

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THE ONE WHERE SHE STOPS HUMMING TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SO MEAN

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God Fargo is so good

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