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My mother...

Just brought me some smoked salmon and soft cheese sandwiches for my lunch tomorrow.

Rang the doorbell.

A mother's love cannot be underestimated.

That's... Up there with the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.

Thanks Ma 💚

The definition of "boak" is del boy.

So His team won.

They beat the tims.

Euphoria.

And his real team are winning too!

Happy fucking Sunday.

But they're beating his old team.

Who cares? We love a huns win.

And best of all... A wee pint later with Kettlewell.

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Boak.

Aye.

Spot on.

The guy...

He's a Neil Lennon. A Scott Brown.

You fucking hate him... Unless he's in your team.

Bottom line....

We're going to have to play football.

Angeball even.

Hearts are not going to drop a lot of points. This isn't Aberdeen last season.

This is the first time in a long time we need to fight to win.

But, I do think, come January...

JOTA.

Jota.

I probably meant psychlogically, but if Cammy Devlin's playing, psychopathy or....

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And would we be criticising us for doing the same?

Brodge and McInnes have squared up so often.

Both sides, you go 3-1 up... have a physio. Ouch. Break up momentum.

MON was the master tactician of that.

Hertz won the "battle" psycholically.

Now we have a challenge, but we'll win it.

I really respect your opinions Chris, you're one of the good guys...

I thought first half, we played really hard, really well...

We were correcting a mistake, and we did. quickly. Team first. Individuals later.

It was brilliant to watch.

I think the penalty knocked the stuffing out of us.

*Give* them their due.

That's a really sour take on events. I thought we played really well, but the better team won.

Hearts are just very good.
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First half was the best game of football I've seen in a long time.

Second half, two quick goals, McInnes knew how to see it out.

Five then their due. Hertz are good.

Over £1m spent on sending Scottish ferry staff to Turkey The Scottish Conservatives, who obtained the information, say taxpayers are being

Just wait until Auntie Beeb discovers how much the UK Government spends on sending folks on overseas jollies!!!

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Personally, I'd rather have a safe ferry than a Prince Andrew.

Ahem.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

You know Matt, he's right, it is.

Who the fuck was ever successful without doing the difficult bits?

That's when you cultivate opportunities, because everyone else is hesitant too.

Our board don't visualise proactive. You need to speculate to accumulate.

Fergus was penny-pinching, but creative.

Is it a bad thing if someone thinks it would be quite good to see folk kicking fuck out the genocide champions?

It probably would be.

So I shouldn't even suggest that.

It had to happen.

We needed a boot in the baws.

Dundee were well deserved winners and the way they played they could have beaten us at our best.

But we were awful. It was humiliating.

What's worst is, you can't put it down to a bad day, we've all seen the steady decline.

Only hope is January.

Government 'doing everything' to overturn Maccabi Tel Aviv fan ban at Aston Villa match It is working with police and exploring what additional resources are required to allow all fans to attend.

""No one should be stopped from watching a football game simply because of who they are," a government spokesperson said."

A government spokesperson who has clearly forgotten which country had clubs banned from European competition in the '80s.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Fuck me!!!

That Kasper save.

Jeez.

Where exactly do Greece find their managers?

Every one looks like they've stumbled out of a Grateful Dead tribute band or were discovered as the last remnants of a long forgotten Vietnam War protest.

Anyway, quick update. Greece are all over Denmark but getting pumped 3-0. No idea how that works 🤪

I'm not honestly sure what the script is with that Gerry.

On my way to work in East Kilbride, some wanker is flying a Union Flag and a Saltire on the same flagpole.

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I'm beginning to think we're going to have to unleash the Lion Rampant.

Take the battle to the Quislings.

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Council contractor threatened after removing flags in Stenhousemuir The man said the wing mirror of his van was also damaged by angry residents in Stenhousemuir on Friday.

"Police Scotland said it had received a report of the disturbance at about 11:20 on Friday.

A spokesperson said: "No injuries were reported. No complaint was made, and suitable advice was given. No further police action is required.""

Hid that well down the story. 🤔

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

See to be fair...

DDs private jet has the registration code...

EI-CELT so...

I reckon he probably is quite a big Tim.

Give Andy Halliday his dues...

Last night on SuperScoreboard when he's returning from a break...

"Did I miss anything... Trip to Blair Drummond or..."

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1984: Ha Orwell. So much for your dystopian autocracy. As if.

2025: I wish it was 1984. Wait, it is.

Just when you thought Rangers couldn't sink any lower...

Martin tries to get them below sea level....

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Derek in Larkhall:

"Ah go wi' ma cousin, ma mate, ma brother..."

I was just waiting for him to say:

"Ma wife..."

So I could blurt out...

"It's the same person..."

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If they all decided to follow the same football team...

They could practically go to the game together on the same bus.

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Surely there's room in there for former Rangers spiv...

Michael Bean.

Raskin:

"Boss, boss! Why's my canoe full of rocks boss?"

Martin:

"Shut the fuck and paddle, Amish..."

You're probably right Gerry, you probably couldn't mark his neck with a blowtorch.

But in the spirit of scientific research, I'd be happy to carry out the experiment if necessary.

I promise I'll really, really do my best.

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That's such a dastardly devious plan...

It might just work.

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But it won't.

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It's absolutely incredible.

I genuinely wouldn't have thought it possible.

Those glasses actually make Mark Zuckerberg look like even more of a dickhead.

How can this be? Seriously?

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I'm not making any comment on the substance of the story.

I'm musing on the BBC hypocrisy.