The measles should now be called "Trump Mumps."
Greenland can protect themselves from being taken over by America by renaming themselves Blackland. No way Trump wants to have anything to do with them then.
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I've had pudding with more backbone than Chuck Schumer.
Might as well eat the rich since we can't afford groceries.
Please vote NO on the CR! There's a provision hidden inside in which Congress (and the R's in charge) will give up their authority to oversee appropriation so that Trump/Musk can "legally" cut funds and depts.
Too soon to bring up Laibach? 😄
If the Super Bowl Halftime can break down in 10 minutes, then so can your band. Hurry tf up.
I'm renaming "Google" to "Gargle." As in, "Gargle my balls."
The invention of the bow didn't go well at first...
Holy crap
Just you 😄 I'm afraid to get on there lest any Xbots start tracking me IRL