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@donmpls.bsky.social

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. Also, Fuck ICE

114 Followers 359 Following 241 Posts Joined Nov 2024
13 hours ago

Seems like more of a Hegseth thing

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5 days ago
that time of year when the North hates the Metro and the Metro hates Private schools and Everyone hates Edina

I still enjoy tourney time

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6 days ago
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Minutemen - Dr. Wu YouTube video by TONES' TUNES

youtu.be/M_ISJcZ6xLA?...

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1 week ago
Minnesota first Wednesday siren AWOOO
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1 week ago

The exploremores? Same reaction in my household.

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1 week ago

I spent a lot of time at work back then printing every single one of these strips. Still have them in a manila folder.

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2 weeks ago

Seriously what’s with the fucking stuffed animals

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2 weeks ago

Here’s your little stuffed animal, loser.

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2 weeks ago

Auston Matthews shoot the fucking puck.

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2 weeks ago
The dream sequence version of the nihilists from The Big Lebowski, wearing hooded red bodysuits and wielding giant scissors.

I finally figured out what the Norwegian speed skating uniforms remind me of.

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3 weeks ago
A turkey perched atop a Honda.

Minneapolis, here. They’re inspiringly ungovernable.

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3 weeks ago
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This visualization of daily activity of ICE is unreal.

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1 month ago

Robert Kraft’s team losing the Super Bowl in humiliating fashion is, to date, the worst consequence suffered by any of the men in the Epstein files.

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1 month ago

The kicker’s mom is probably pretty proud.

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1 month ago

You should be very proud, well done, dad. Also, this tune has now been playing in my head for HOURS, in the style of its performance in Blazing Saddles but with the fascist dildo lyrics.

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1 month ago

It exists all the time! It’s fun as hell and very social. One of those sports that facilitates having drinks while playing, if that sort of thing appeals to you. Check out a local curling club, you will be welcomed. You’re probably just talking about being able to watch it on TV, but had to plug.

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1 month ago
Picture of a white Pittie (Oscar) and a Boston Terrier (Otis) snuggling on a couch.

This is Oscar and Otis.

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1 month ago

The Twin Cities of Melaniapolis and St. Trump.

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1 month ago

I would trade every car, every plane, every computer, every dumb piece of tech on earth for like one extra frog

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1 month ago

Greg Bovino (left) just before getting tossed from the bar in Vegas.

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1 month ago
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Ski jumping: Wada responds to penis injection claims The World Anti-Doping Agency could investigate if evidence emerges that male ski jumpers are injecting their penises in a bid to improve sporting performance.

Can’t wait for Bob Costas to break this down for us.

www.bbc.com/sport/articl...

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1 month ago
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Two Tribes (The Last Voice) YouTube video by Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Topic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3z...

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1 month ago

Lizzie lives in the neighborhood and this arrest/abduction happened on the street in front of my house. I know there are way too many causes that need money right now, but they could use help.

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1 month ago

I don't pay much attention to basketball, so at first I thought this was a list of performers at another alternative SB halftime show.

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1 month ago

oh no someone has a harmless opinion that’s different from mine. time to get Fuckin Pissed

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1 month ago

Heroes one and all. Being in this database will get you to the top of the waitlist at Bull's Horn on a Saturday evening, and admission to the secret nightclub behind Minnehaha Falls.

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1 month ago
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

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1 month ago

Hearing Greg Bovino has been carried off by a hawk

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1 month ago

Walz with real “Vladimir, stop!” energy

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1 month ago

Little man with a gun in his hand
Little man with a gun in his hand
Little man with a gun in his hand
Little man with a gun in his hand
Little man with a gun in his hand

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