Beetlemum ✌️

a man in a red cape is riding a white horse through a forest . ALT: a man in a red cape is riding a white horse through a forest .

And him 🤣

Yes. Or im actually waiting for a big white horse to take me 😁 away.. #imadreamer

Yes but no running would be involved 😅

Once you’ve finished banging on about your fucking book (no rush tho), any chance you could step up to lead the fucking country? Please?

Having a jacket with cheese and tuna 😋 quick.

It's ok, you're raising awareness. It's not a bad thing.
Poor Rosie 💔 bless her.

😪 I can't even read it tbh.

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown

open.spotify.com/album/50o7kf... 🧡

Sonnet

open.spotify.com/track/6OgWHP...
💙💙💙

🙌

What !!? Stop the world.. I wanna get off 😩

Perfect poached egg.. for me anyway. Half cooked half running 🥚

Mmm #Monday poached eggs and a #dayoff .. it's a good one.

Morning ☕️ 🌄 #Monday

NEW: Extraordinary scenes in Amsterdam this afternoon (Sunday, Oct 5).

An estimated 250,000 bring the city to a standstill; people all wearing red to show solidarity with Palestine 🇵🇸

(🎥 Ahmed Zantac)

Well said Jane 👏 🤍

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Wrong end Sam 💨😆

Someone with plenty of time on their hands 😮‍💨

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Not been out on a pub crawl in ages. Tonight's outfit 💨🌪⚡️🤣

Ginger cat in a spotty tie.. saying. Fuck you.

Even angrier ginger cat in spotty tie.

#caturday Saturday 😻 😹 #catsonbluesky

My son not me.

a black and white photo of a family sitting at a table eating food . ALT: a black and white photo of a family sitting at a table eating food .

Your neighbours later 😳
Headlines ...
SAM disappears into his cauliflower oblivion.
Sorry how silly 🤣🤣

Amazing 👏 the after effects are still yet to come 🤣

Oh download it think

Love it 😀

This thread 😂🤩

🤣 💯 stay indoors Sam.

Protein 😋 🤣 full English is the only cure.