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The long-awaited Lucas Museum of Narrative Art will open its doors next year The Exposition Park campus will open to the public Sept. 22.

I will be there!! 🙌🏽

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Lmfaoooooo

This front door: Smash or Pass?

Not sure if getting this makes me trendy or nerdy. 😜

Best wood shop class ever

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And just like that, i followed a woodworking channel. www.facebook.com/reel/1177025...

Finally won an argument with my girlfriend.

Now I'm hiding in the witness protection program, under an alias, with a fake mustache.

Send help... or pizza.

Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)

Start your day with laughter. 😄

Please stop saying “I don’t know who needs to hear this.” No one does. This is the internet

Apparently you can’t graduate high school without getting an A+ in stereotyping either.

Where’s yours? Those are mine

All Californians are required to learn how to make delicious authentic tacos, or we don’t graduate from high school. 🌮
#LittleKnownFact

Is it weird if I say that when I posted this I thought of you and things you have taught me?

Explaining to my dad that personality tests are subjective because they are solely influenced by our own perceptions & perspectives which constantly change.

One joy of middle aged life is having a senior parent join a dating site who calls every time they have a response to their fucking profile.

Cuz I don’t have a life of my own so not a problem to drop everything I’m doing to hear about Barbra from Knoxville who likes bike rides & nature walks.

GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK

I had not seen it before I don’t think but it cracked me up 🤣

I won tickets to a Head and the Heart concert, including VIP Meet and Greet and acoustic pre-show, from @alt947.bsky.social !! 🤩🎟️🎵

As citizens we each reconcile the reality that 7.8 billion people around the globe are now laughing, and have been for the last decade, at the fact our country has elected geriatric morons to it’s highest office, but at least we have eachother, right?

If I could nominate anyone for a Nobel Peace Prize it would be any of the over 150 visiting world leaders who remained completely stoic instead of laughing out loud AT & openly ridiculing the embarrassing idiotic ramblings of the dumbest individual to ever speak at a UN assembly.