Slapper

dang its only 530 and the earth already turned the big light off

Someone asked why I still make games even though I make no money doing it (true story). My only response was "What else would I be doing?"

#gamedev #indiedev

So Microsoft is just going to let them do that with Halo huh

only cool & sexy people can see this post btw

My friends and I formed a band called Paper..

Mostly, we cover rock.

Everyone’s brave til they see a spider crawling towards them.

Tap the sign meme saying “Using AI ironically is still using AI.”

Don’t make me tap the sign.

a little boy in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a sign that says congrats ALT: a little boy in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a sign that says congrats

Me seeing everyone with their copies of Pokemon Z-A:

Unfortunately, I think we’re going to start seeing more of the residual effects of the 80s/90s Japanese game dev work culture (LOTS of smoking, long hours/office sleeping, heavy drinking after work) hitting in tragic ways within the next decade or so…

Imagine Bloodborne running at 60 fps on modern hardware

Talking to people is so exhausting. I passed out👻

Battlefield 6:
>700,000 concurrent steam players
>Stuck on queue with 600,000+ other players
>Fire multiplayer experience
>Relatively bug-free for the most part
>Free DLC with a clear roadmap
>Mid as fuck campaign

....Are we actually back, Bois?!
BATTLEFIELD IS BACK?!!!!

"Armored Armadillo Stage"

Mega Man X (1993)

I always gotta play a game with subtitles. Otherwise, I end up getting lost and have absolutely no idea what is going on

Ernie the Giant Chicken, Peter Griffin's archnemesis on Family Guy for decades, is officially dead according to executive producer Alec Sulkin: "I think that the chicken has gone the way of all flesh."

Happy October 3rd to those who celebrate x

Xbox raising prices over and over is a strategy to farm whales and push everyone else to PC or any other platform. You know how Sega went out fighting? They going out the bitch route.

Yo, who tf is making these decisions over at Microsoft?!

Acceptance is when you start making your video game avatars also balding

Happy #Hades2 Day

Art by the amazing @dianaslippers.art

Can finally say that Silent Hill f is the real deal.

It is a game with a vision. It has something to say. And holy shit it has the best new game plus experience I‘ve ever had with a game.

Picture of Dexter sitting on a chair looking distressed

When you realize tomorrow is Monday

a group of men are walking down a path and one of them says " all for one " ALT: a group of men are walking down a path and one of them says " all for one "

Who'd have thought one of the best movies of the year is just dudes walking for two hours?!
This movie straight slaps.

silksong is the worst game ever and it sucks (i am not good at it)

Kinda sucks trying to be excited when new games come out because like you’re happy about it but the prices

At this point I just expect every game to be expensive so I have no reason to be shocked by it

I know why authors have to do it this way, but I -hate- it when a book character finds an old journal that probably contains answers about the mysterious occurrences and then they take like, three weeks of book time to read it. Especially if their life is hanging in the balance: dude, come on.

us mecha fans have been longing for robots for years but in 2025 they're just not an ethical or good thing to want anymore

I miss being able to like cute robots with their little beep-boops and cluelessness at how people work. NOT making dissociative crises, taking away jobs, or killing the planet

no one:
netfl1x: hey, are you going to finish that series you watch 10 minutes of before abandoning 2-5 years ago