watching my mom wash dishes is an eye opening look at my adhd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
and family habits 😂😂😂
@mcflat.bsky.social
Just here to escape Meta and keep up with friends. (She/her/not single)
watching my mom wash dishes is an eye opening look at my adhd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
and family habits 😂😂😂
Dad in the pool, "Want a noodle?"
Me, "Like ramen or pasta?"
Him, 🤨 "Um, more like pool, pool noodle..."
Sorry, I love carbs 🤣🤣🤣
Yes he did!
13.03.2025 16:17 — 👍 23105 🔁 3931 💬 378 📌 262I got my coffee order and good luck getting the bag away from my face. This smells amazing!!
Yay WFH headset lol @afternoondelightco.bsky.social
The GOP has been told not to host in-person town halls—what are they so afraid of? Hearing from their own constituents? Meanwhile, leaders like Tim Walz are stepping up. He’s hosting a town hall in Iowa, not even in his own district, making sure Americans’ voices are heard.
13.03.2025 13:53 — 👍 13256 🔁 2024 💬 274 📌 80JUST  A  REMINDER ...
... of how close we are today ...
So my grocery delivery arrives and I meet them at the door, notice them looking around.
Now my alliances are not loud but the signs are there.
My brain is stuck on the question- were those folks kind, or Intel gathering, or scared like me.
What a strange time we live in....
Legal counsel representing federal employees is now being targeted by the Trump administration. Law firms are receiving a clear message that retaliation is possible for those advocating on behalf of individuals or groups opposing the administration’s agenda.
07.03.2025 16:19 — 👍 8601 🔁 2549 💬 359 📌 192We are working on launching an ALT DOGE website. It will soon feature a team page listing all of Elon’s staffers, our own wall of receipts (tracking the money he’s taking from America), and a section to help Americans keep tabs on the false claims on Doge’s website—which now exceed 52%.
06.03.2025 03:40 — 👍 30525 🔁 5342 💬 957 📌 283Fentanyl fact checking:
More than 86%of individuals sentenced for fentanyl trafficking in fiscal 2023 were U.S. citizens. - US govt data
"US Customs and Border Protection data show that 80% of those arrested for fentanyl trafficking at US ports of entry were US citizens" - Mexican President
Oh I think we're quickly sliding into a solid FUBAR
07.03.2025 02:25 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Because the answer became "my joints" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
07.03.2025 02:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A tweet from ununusual_whales @ununusual_whales with a breaking news headline: 'BREAKING: Business leaders are paying as much as $5,000,000 to meet one-on-one with the President Trump at his Florida compound, while others are paying $1,000,000 apiece to dine with him in a group setting, per WIRED.'
Bribes. They’re known as bribes.
06.03.2025 22:30 — 👍 9780 🔁 2046 💬 475 📌 123Okay hilarious but also true 😅
07.03.2025 02:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Give him a couple hours 🙄
07.03.2025 02:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I saw a scientist post that they shut down a neuroscience convention because they saw the word "diversity"...they were talking about anatomical variations in the human body.
Shut down as DEI. 
The people at the helm are morons
How to survive a dictatorship 
1 freeze your credit 
2 see your doctor/vaccines 
3 renew your passport 
4 ask doctor for three months supply of meds 
5 update your sexual orientation in medical be ambiguous 
6 shop local 
7 stay informed
8 stay hydrated
9 help others
10 download your SSA statements
Please donate to groups like Democracy Forward and Democracy Docket. Federal workers can contact them for help.
06.03.2025 21:50 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0It was legal to put Americans of Japanese ethnicity in concentration camps and steal their land. Women didn't have the right to vote. Interracial marriages were outlawed. This wasn't in the days of yore. Don't fool yourselves. The oligarchy doesn't give a crap about you unless you're one of them.
03.02.2025 23:33 — 👍 42 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0no funding if it seems like the research MIGHT involve a woman or a nonwhite person
04.02.2025 02:34 — 👍 21069 🔁 6140 💬 601 📌 209*whistles innocently*
Only kept it because of the pre asshole memories and friends...
I'm just gonna leave this right here....
youtu.be/DZf_UzcIvxM?...
Thought so...
25.01.2025 23:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Go Mexico!
25.01.2025 23:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Food for thought this morning.
25.01.2025 18:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let's be honest, not a single government body things he won the election fairly and those that say otherwise aided him
23.01.2025 23:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anything about Covid and the link to worsening Dysautonomia symptoms? Myself and the few people I know have had worsening issues after Covid. Is anyone studying that?
22.01.2025 17:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0