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The real LazerPig it/that/Sir/Lord Admiral Gay AF๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Youtuber War Historian Avid and enthusiastic Drunk No, I cannot sell you Pizza๐Ÿ• YT: https://www.youtube.com/@LazerPig Merch: https://nafo-ofan.org/collections/lazerpig-x-nafo

7,091 Followers  |  80 Following  |  74 Posts  |  Joined: 20.09.2023
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Post image 01.03.2026 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 104    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am not tempted to try this

18.02.2026 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm considering a short filler video where I play with an AI dating ap and do everything I can to fuck over the AI and cause it to break.
Done a few test runs and was quite successful. So far I've managed to turn a "sexy encounter" with an elf queen into a full on communist revolution.

18.02.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 134    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God no, you don't want four or five miniature me's running around screaming and shitting everywhere

17.02.2026 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's annoying when artists make me look hotter as a pig than I do in real life.

14.02.2026 05:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 109    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Here I go Drawing Youtubers Again @LazerPig #pig #history  #art #painting #speedpainting
YouTube video by Val the Robot Here I go Drawing Youtubers Again @LazerPig #pig #history #art #painting #speedpainting

People fanart, the way I do.
@lazerpig.bsky.social

#fanart #youtube #art #speedpaint #pig #military

www.youtube.com/shorts/txGFa...

14.02.2026 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

tats not 100% wrong

09.02.2026 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not that I forgot my password, it's just I have nothing witty to say.

09.02.2026 08:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 187    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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ๅนใ‘ใฐ้ฃ›ใถใ‚ˆใ†ใชๅฐๅ›ฝใฎๆˆฆ่ปŠ(nโ€˜โˆ€โ€˜)ฮท็ ‚ๆผ ่ฟทๅฝฉใ 

15.01.2026 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 775    ๐Ÿ” 181    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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03.01.2026 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 100    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@lazerpig.bsky.social you wanted to see my little freak in your hoodie. (Once I get my visor made he will become real)

26.12.2025 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clearly I am not trying hard enough

04.12.2025 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't trust anyone these days. it's really pathetic.

04.12.2025 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My DM's are empty my guy and I don't date fans

28.10.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being single is a rollercoaster between ugly crying into your pillow because you lonely and eating an entire cake you made from random things you found in your fridge cos no-one is there to stop you.

Should I get a dog?

28.10.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 174    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

they'll do that by themselves given a few more years

30.09.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been trying to learn to draw by typing random prompts into midjourney, and then trying to re-create whatever image it spits out.
There is probably a better way, but the sadistic half of my brain lights up a little everything I remember that each time I do this is costs Midjourney money.

30.09.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 129    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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kyivindependent.com/putin-offers...

16.08.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 183    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I helped write this. I have written a statement within which goes over everything I want to say.
I hoped the day would never come when I had to write a cancel doc but when one of your best friends has been abused to the point they try to end it, life doesn't leave you much choice.

06.08.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 127    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd be honoured

06.08.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You ever want to learn how to make Scottish food with
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and a Twunk?! Well now you can!
Scottish Cooking Stream with LP on my Twitch Channel this Sunday, 7/20, at 8:30AM PST/11:30AM EST.

18.07.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am aware my channel is hacked by some cryptoslop shit. Dont click any posts I've put up till I let you guys know when things are unfucked

14.07.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 129    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

at home working on videos...

28.06.2025 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dusha Kharkiv volunteers feed kids displaced by war, special needs people in and soldiers. But cooking for 100+ people daily is expensive. Gas, water, electricity and other expanses kept building up. They are now 500000 UAH or $125000 in debt and about to be evicted from their facility (1/2)

23.06.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 292    ๐Ÿ” 86    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Rule of Acquisition number 76: Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

24.06.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 286    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I don't have words. I was expecting something big and bombastic, this is America, this is the 250th anniversary of the Army, it should be glorious and have put russia's victory parade to shame.
Instead we got this watered down, poorly organised shambles, it was embarrassing.

15.06.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2607    ๐Ÿ” 320    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 278    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

#652 - Truck #16 from our Easter campaign funded by @lazerpig.bsky.social and the community! The van has a Swiss army chevron sticker from the donor contributing โ‚ฌ5K ๐Ÿ”ฅ. The campaign is successfully closed, but we invite you to join the summer one to get more cars! car4ukraine.com/campaigns/su...

12.06.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 98    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deal.

03.06.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Trucks 625-630. Happy May 9 Victory Day ;)
YouTube video by Car for Ukraine Trucks 625-630. Happy May 9 Victory Day ;)

Ivan presents Car for Ukraine trucks 625-630. Amazing effort thanks to friends of Ukraine.
For more of these donate here...
car4ukraine.com/campaigns/ea...

youtu.be/CMp8etcg9R8?...

#Nafo @lazerpig.bsky.social @ricktheukrainian.bsky.social #russia #Zelenskyy #BlueWave #BlueCrew #Democrat #Taurus

11.05.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0