𝐓𝐢𝐦 𝐒𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧 #FBPE

You forgot to include Trump in those statistics 😬

But even they have eyes and ears, I think the only answer is to get Trump to arm himself; that bumbling fuck should solve the worlds' problem fairly quickly... just make sure it's gold, has a really light trigger and there are extra bullets around his toilet!

I would love to know why none of the Secret Service agents who surround him have not fulfilled their oath to act against "all enemies foreign and domestic"

I thought they would be educated & rational thinkers

I'm not sure 'slowly' is really needed; I think we are well past that & onto the inane ramblings of a psychopathic narcissist. It's harder to spot in him as 1. he always lies 2. we all switch off when he talks about his favourite subject, himself

it's so bad we have stopped trying to make sense

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

It's a rock

He was being too polite, he should have just called him a cunt and had done with it!

Wonder if he could be sued for bringing the Superman franchise into disrepute 🤔

You have to be a pretty terrible person when repeatedly shitting yourself barely gets a mention on the list of your worst qualities 😕

I tell people because it's easier to get it out the way, and it stops people asking things like, 'why are you going to bed in the afternoon?'

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He had to get those drugs out of his system before they could test him!

Still, I am sure we could test Farage's plan of sending prisoners to El Salvador; his followers seemed to think it was a great idea & their views wouldn't shift depending on the prisoner 🤔

Not enough flags? Too many flags? The wrong flags? Lack of red white & blue tarmac? Someone compared the road to one in France & they are debating digging it all up & replacing it with British Cobbles?

To be fair, they still might be figuring out how to open their office doors... they can be tricky

i thought the same about the beak, and it would be the roughest looking magpie in the UK... well turned out would be a good descriptor for British Magpies in general
People have said its a pied crow (i think) from Africa

Send them a cease and desist warning you will sue for deformation citing damage to your reputation if anyone more other than the post person were to see your name on it.

just make sure the envelope you send them is stacked full of glitter

Dunno, but I reckon Trump would turn up for it, a DC Pedo Party sounds right up his street 😬

I kind of do prefer the old style lattice work pit heads, but there isnt even a debate on which is better for... well anything! Have you seen the Samuel L. Jackson advert? Dropped today

Cant remember the source but it seems his whole wind turbine hatred comes from them being installed within view of his Scottish golf course. Seeing them once every few years was enough for him to basically ban them in America

So pathetic and shallow

Sorry I forgot you are Canadians

"Get Fucked you Duster" signed by your PM

I hope Canada send him a letter, with a picture of this, and underneath "Get Fucked" signed by your PM

3 headshots in a row is impressive work on a single individual!

Sad the guy throwing the bricks was just as moronic as the guy receiving them

Certain people with influence over a large group of right-wingers decided to say an immigrant was responsible, when in reality the murderer was born in the UK & race, nationality & politics had nothing to do with it.

Some Twitter users got locked up for calling to burn hotels with migrants in them

It doesn't stop being funny! So deserved... just wish Karma would target some of the string pullers and not just the puppets.

How bloody dare you! No confrontation? Well, i, for one, won't stand for it!

I am not being serious!

BREXIT IS THE DODGY SURGEON WHO PROMISES YOU A PENS THAT'LL TOUCH THE GROUND, AND DELIVERS THIS BY.. CHOPPING OFF YOUR LEGS

This 👇

It just makes them easier to locate... with a Geiger Counter

Also sounds like the start of a superhero movie... The Pest Controller

Motherfucking wind farms…

It is one year today since this genius gave us the most hilarious demonstration of Karma ever.