𝐓𝐢𝐦 𝐒𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧 #FBPE

You'd need artillery to make it through whatever is in those walls/windows... but making things harder is usually a good thing when it comes to not being assassinated.

He just can't help himself, surprised he isn't wearing a crown just to make sure everyone knows it's him

It's just the paper for positioning for the real solid gold text... It's quite nice of him to tell everyone where he is in the building, Trump doesn't seem like the type to reduce the chances of collateral damage that could come from miscounting windows.

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I fail to see how his relationship status is of any relevance VANCOUVER News Single beaver caused mass internet, cell service outages in Northern B.C.

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He's lucky no one knew who it belonged to

They're nationalists, not patriots. They represent none of the good characteristics that the past generations fought and died for. They all want to change the UK to what they believe it was like in the past & not what it actually was like

The problem is the NHS doesn't have the resources to handle that number of strokes and heart attacks from all the Daily Mail readers, Bigots and idiots who, despite all the evidence, still think Brexit's improved this country

Pretty sure there’s one in the White House right now.

She's locked on to the chance of becoming First Lady when inevitably something happens to Trump, she's probably preying that she will have long enough to naturally replace his wife before JD gets his promotion

As anti-Labour media will always put words in her mouth, why not beat them to it:

"Yes it's true, Daily Mail readers, we are coming for you and your money because a) everyone else had to pay under the Tories b) Brexit screwed the poor c) you voted for both. Cheers, Rachel."

And here we have the problem with wealth disparity in the UK (From the Sun) These bosses are concerned that an increase in minimum wage will put shelf stackers on par to their entry positions. No one has considered Instead of thinking 'perhaps we should pay graduates more'?

A screenshot of a photograph and text above. The black text on white background says; “When you watch your husband get handsy with a single mom in leather pants, but you can’t make him sleep on the couch cause he’ll fuck that too.” Below the text is an up close photograph of vice president to the orange clown baby JD Vance’s wife Usha Vance. Looking down and pensive wearing a pale suite.

The struggle is real.
Diddums

[Scene is the entrance cabin to a NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY AND GARDENS] 1 NATIONAL TRUST EMPLOYEE [inside cabin]: Hello there 2 [A young family - two parents two kids - have arrived at the front desk]. DAD: Hi - do you have an activity trail, for the kids? 3 NT EMPLOYEE: Of course – you’re just in time for the Autumn Gammon Trail! 4 MUM: That sounds fun, doesn’t it kids? 5 NT EMPLOYEE [handing an activity sheet and pencils to the kids]: Every autumn, the Reform Trust gammons flock back to the National Trust for the AGM. Just follow the trail round the grounds, and see how many you can spot! 6 NT EMPLOYEE [hearing something in the gardens]: Listen - that's their call [Calls emanating from the landscape]: tut-tut woke-woke 7 NT EMPLOYEE [showing the family an apparently empty fenced enclosure with some bushes in]: They are extremely sensitive and fragile... But you can bring them out of hiding if you put a little sign down mentioning slavery. 8 KIDS [pointing]: There they are! [Some little red faced PEOPLE wearing Barbour jackets and gilets emerge cautiously from the bushes. They are creeping towards a TINY SIGN in the middle of the enclosure]. [Little people noises]: woke-woke tut-tut woke-woke 9 [Close-up of the TINY SIGN - we can read that it says]: Slavery had a bit to do with building this massive house. [Noises from the little people again as they inspect the tiny sign]: tut-tut woke-woke 10 MUM [pointing]: What's that one doing there? NT EMPLOYEE: Oh, that's so sweet… 11 [We see that one of the people is sat on a rock, with a little laptop open on a tree stump, and they are furiously typing away]. NT EMPLOYEE: I think he's writing a column for the Daily Telegraph… 12 [We see close up to the little person’s screen, it is a word document reading]: Are National Trust scones secretly WOKE? [ends]

If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...

Recall when we had a president who was a decent human being? Seems so remote and novel now.

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The sets dont just include smooth, 1/2 the Kailh set have clicks so you can dial in the clack to be as annoying as possible 😂 I'd skip the Akko & go with the Outemu pack for $6

They also have loads of ergo keyboard frames. I did find a 3d print project using a hand scan, forgot its name now 😢

Catching up on last night's stream, you can get different keyboard switches, get the sample packs from Akko & Kailh from Ali & they cover a wide range of feels. You too can spend hours obsessing over the smallest differences

I went with Akko Penguins, utterly silent 🙂

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

Minority representation on TV causes outrage

From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

It's not his fault he can't remember ever taking one before 😬

I think it would hit them harder if everyone referred to it as "The Micro Penis Epidemic"

No kings is good and catchy but, "Bring Back Biden" would hurt his ego far more, "Bring Back Obama" would be twisting the knife 😂

Updating my LEGO White House

He's not wrong!
#Brexit broke Britain

That's a way more polite response than I would have delivered. My reply would have included "Thank fuck you are not supporting me, had you, it would be the largest moral failure of my somewhat short political career"

America is such a strange place with all these random political influence groups.

Who would have possibly thought that the guy who represented UK Fishing in the EU would also lie to them over Brexit... Im thinking we need night classes for adults to try and teach them not to believe everything some bloke who sounds confident says

Oh, he could totally choose not to... but let's face it, there is no way he will ever want to be confused as one of us plebs. He's keeping the place at Windsor too.

It wouldn't be a surprise if it wasn't announced on his behalf with no consultation with him, they're sick of him

The title of prince is bestowed at birth so they can't remove that one, the rest are given by a monarch so can be taken away by one... he did serve though so holds/held a rank which could also probably be removed

Sorry to say I didn't think of it the first time, so that one came down!

I'm in the UK and I don't think so much about ICE as the direct organization responsible & think of them far more like Trumps state thugs, no decent person should stay silent when we are seeing a Gestapo being formed

The world see's what's happening and is disgusted by the administration's actions. I hope you get something cold on it and the swelling isn't too bad; it shouldnt be happening