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Canada hates O'Leary.

18.02.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Saudis.

17.02.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean that last guy seems genuinely dumb. The first few are spot on though.

17.02.2026 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Considering Newsom doesn't want to genocide trans people and the other side does, I question your sincerity here.

17.02.2026 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loved your strip growing up. Glad to see you're normal and cool and alive unlike Scott Adams.

17.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems to me that when he said "I don't understand what you're saying" he was not meaning that literally, but disagreeing with the premise.

16.02.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is correct.

16.02.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Strange euphemism for "Nazi".

15.02.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Harm prevention is reason enough for a true leftist. This person is just three miniaturized Steve Bannons in a trenchcoat.

14.02.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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14.02.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Talk about an appeal from authority. πŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ

/s

13.02.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is like being reminded that Dems were once the party of the Klan.

13.02.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Is psychological benefits a euphemism for "makes you feel better"?

13.02.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for your sacrifice.

13.02.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In this economy you can't afford *not" to eat goldfish when on sale. Where else can one find such riboflavin dense foods for that price?

13.02.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yo Vichy Twitter is my term. If you came up with that on your own, props and I love you.

12.02.2026 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Contradicting what he said in 2019: "In July 2019, when asked by reporters in the Oval Office if he had any suspicions about Epstein β€œmolesting … underaged women”, Trump responded: β€œNo, I had no idea. I had no idea. I haven’t spoken to him in many, many years.”"

10.02.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well said.

10.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you sure they aren't ... 6 and 7?

10.02.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We want it on you, ken!

10.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Suspicious looking pineapple on the bottom right.

10.02.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think by "political" they mean partisan.

09.02.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, it's the children who are wrong.

09.02.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So they did one good thing. Interesting.

08.02.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Facebook, at least in Canada, has become as toxic as Musk's remade twitter. Every other post is by a bit promoting Alberta separatism. Wild to see in real time.

08.02.2026 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He appears to be Maga.

08.02.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

John Mulaney, Nate Bergatze, Marcello Hernandez, Pedro Pascal...

07.02.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's what a real chefs cookie sheet looks like.

06.02.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hence the "and"?

06.02.2026 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Continuing in a long line of criminal complicity and overall contempt for humanity. What's a little regime change and oil theft when they've already dabbled in bribery, rape, torture, and murder?

05.02.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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