sadvil 😎

a lot of Thibs and Nurse on this list lol

Anecdotally from RICO settlement talks, treble damages make it much harder for parties to reach an agreement, and I’m sure it’s encouraged companies to challenge many more cases than they otherwise would (probably leading to more judicially-made law)

what's wrong with this guy

I presume others have additional attorneys signed on? Probably not James.

totally forgot about the Hornets JR Smith era

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

it's so funny to watch the far right White House press pool try to bait Trump to say something nasty about Mamdani and every time he's just like "nah this guy rocks"

Jordan’s Bulls are legendary/timeless

I have to change lightbulbs so rarely, I don’t even have any extras in my apartment. When I was a kid we had a “lightbulb shelf”! We were buying them in bulk at Menards.

And setting aside the convenience, I can’t even fathom the waste we’ve saved.

We should talk more about how conservatives were massive crybabies about the new lightbulb regulations and yet it ended up great and I basically never have to change lightbulbs.

gotta see the redline first!

I also think it’s a pretty big foot fault, and they’d at least have to go back and get a grand jury, if not the same one, to actually approve that document. But if that happens (which seems possible), I don’t see why they can’t proceed from there.

Sure. "The Grand Jury did not see the operative indictment" is the kind of fuckup where lawyers literally don't actually know what happens next because it SO fundamental a thing that it is LITERALLY possible nobody had even thought of this as a thing that could happen.

beginning to think Old Donny isn’t as squeaky clean as he appears…

wait this is actually intoxicating

ChatGPT has democratized CEO brain.

it’s given everyone the opportunity to hear how right and brilliant they are for every thought. and much like CEOs, it drives a quarter of people fully insane.

it’s true though, by and large the White House press corps loves rolling in this shit. They eat up his slop. They think this is fun. It’s a self-selecting group of the worst journalism has to offer.

the “but I really wanna” exception to The Constitution.

“That thing I wrote that sucks ass? Well, it was that way on purpose 😎”

*goes to turn the “Days Since NYT Last Published a Giant Turd” sign back to 00 and sees it was already at 00 and also there is no 01*

can’t keep this guy straight from LanaDelRaytheon in my Twitter lore memory. They blur together. Could even be the same for all I know

ghislaine is wrapping herself up in toilet paper and pretending to be a mummy. it’s scaring all the guards. despicable…

yet another case for a public editor: just have a professional to explain the paper’s regular fuck-ups instead of leaving writers to burn their credibility trying to do it

relatedly, could there be survivorship bias? under this pressure the more feeble children could have just died, right?

btw, Costco has a good generic Zyrtec that's 365 for like $15

me reaping:

me sowing:

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

From the author of Don’t Create the Torment Nexus comes the modern classic, I Can’t Believe I Need to Say This But Don’t Create Hitler 2

idk why anyone would make death threats when you can simply wish Looney Tunes style of violence on people. “I hope someone drops a grand piano on him and he gets up and has keys for teeth”

“We recreated Hitler’s DNA” seems like a bad idea based on, I don’t know, the entire body of science fiction literature

not just any “lady,” I am 99% sure that’s Mitra Jouhari