strawberry shortcake: Welcome to our town! My name is Strawberry Shortcake! My friends call me Strawberry!
new girl: my name is Grapes
i had to do some big Thinking just now
i drove an alero, i really think this is one
ya know it kinda looks like an oldsmobile alero. look at the window detail
goated mealtype
hunh time for a snack
its a good idea
welp
sometimes you can get a food processor/blender combo with two different cups for the same motor
you deserve a food processor
lmao
isn’t this the guy who doesn’t like to eat dinner
just imagining ernie clement showing up to the team usa locker room and standing there for like two minutes. putting his stuff away heart just sinking
canada quick send a chopper to free ernie clement from this nightmare
many people are saying this
the lovers’ spoone
my kingdom for a bucket of thighs
like is this not going to be precisely what happens? oil’s fucked time to go green
the bleach definitely soaks in better after the sandpaper step
It’s like the concept of divorce became sentient and made a movie
😔
the words “daily wire” are enough of a warning
too much
when you go online calling yourself The Woke Ginger it is time to GET a JOB
not enough
it’s lit so bright you can’t even see this white girl’s cleavage in this horny piece of shit
he’s gotta nuke the account. he’s shown himself to be buyable and he’s cheap too
oh. ohhhhhhh
Make elections lit again
we are going to say it out loud: televised international winter baseball
