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Ryan: Battle Angel

@itsmeryan.bsky.social

doin’ fine, you want maximum stupid, I am the guy 18+ and nsfw ya dummy

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One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

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omg no, tap me in next time. I love pressing them and walking away with the bare minimum

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lmfaoooo hell yeah we do

02.03.2026 22:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

guys instead of going to Toronto to watch a dj get jerked off twice during a heated rivalry rave, you can just come to my house where you can jerk two loads out of me while we listen to kaskade and the show plays on mute in the background

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bewildering detail

02.03.2026 19:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel so special 😘🩷

02.03.2026 19:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

and if the trolley goes clang clang clang, what will you do? be mad?

02.03.2026 18:39 — 👍 22    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

another confusing layer to all of this lmfao what does that show have to do w a dj who can jerk off? Other than gay

02.03.2026 18:28 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I know they tear Rehoboth UP

02.03.2026 18:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

all this hoopla about jerking a DJ off at a club… do yall not have eagles in your cities

02.03.2026 18:24 — 👍 49    🔁 0    💬 6    📌 0

and don’t you have to pay to see who swiped right? another whammy

02.03.2026 18:22 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

saw someone complain that “only ugly” people swiped for them on tinder and 1. That’s so rude and 2. Why are you telling on yourself like that? 🤡

02.03.2026 18:21 — 👍 27    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I saw a video of a gorgeous lesbian couple two-stepping and it’s all I can think about

02.03.2026 18:19 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

well hello, let’s celebrate that

02.03.2026 18:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

imagine the diaper guy being so excited for diaper time and then his heart is crushed

02.03.2026 18:12 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know I am the brain damaged one here on this subject but oh my god I can’t believe how many people are just fine with posting their actual weight

02.03.2026 18:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Once again you all will not get me to post my weight on here wtf

02.03.2026 18:09 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Ughhhhhh

02.03.2026 16:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Can’t believe this is the universe my consciousness is trapped in

02.03.2026 12:18 — 👍 43    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

being a reactionary person is so hard bc nobody cares that the world is constantly activating you, they care about chastising you for being upset/bothered

02.03.2026 12:03 — 👍 33    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

resisting the urge to lash out. gm.

02.03.2026 12:02 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

slay the spire? you mean taking it all the way to the base?

02.03.2026 02:39 — 👍 45    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

hehehe sorryyyy

02.03.2026 02:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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idek anymore… have some cock

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🫡

02.03.2026 02:30 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

abby lee miller as a dead by daylight killer when

02.03.2026 02:28 — 👍 41    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
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idek anymore… have some cock

01.03.2026 20:51 — 👍 604    🔁 45    💬 19    📌 0

this is feeding the monster 🤪 ty babe

01.03.2026 20:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😠😛😠😛

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