Ryan: Battle Angel

look I love dogs, it’s most of their owners who ruin everything

the revolving door I was inside of stopped abruptly and I smashed my head into the glass 🤪

many of these “mean” girls fended off douchebags from being assholes to us in adolescence, so it’s actually symbiotic for me to listen to her say awful things about her coworker

as a gay man it’s my right to maintain a medium-distance friendship with one very gorgeous mean girl

it points north when I’m horny

them***

how do you feel about

imagine hating me and I’m just high as shit in the living room blasting alison wonderland with my roommate

I’M TOUCHING YOUR THIGHS
WHILE YOU PLAY WITH MY MIND

slayyyter keeps outdoing herself

omg the way I would have to be separated from them

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

omg no, tap me in next time. I love pressing them and walking away with the bare minimum

lmfaoooo hell yeah we do

guys instead of going to Toronto to watch a dj get jerked off twice during a heated rivalry rave, you can just come to my house where you can jerk two loads out of me while we listen to kaskade and the show plays on mute in the background

bewildering detail

I feel so special 😘🩷

and if the trolley goes clang clang clang, what will you do? be mad?

another confusing layer to all of this lmfao what does that show have to do w a dj who can jerk off? Other than gay

I know they tear Rehoboth UP

all this hoopla about jerking a DJ off at a club… do yall not have eagles in your cities

and don’t you have to pay to see who swiped right? another whammy

saw someone complain that “only ugly” people swiped for them on tinder and 1. That’s so rude and 2. Why are you telling on yourself like that? 🤡

I saw a video of a gorgeous lesbian couple two-stepping and it’s all I can think about

well hello, let’s celebrate that

imagine the diaper guy being so excited for diaper time and then his heart is crushed

I know I am the brain damaged one here on this subject but oh my god I can’t believe how many people are just fine with posting their actual weight

Once again you all will not get me to post my weight on here wtf

Ughhhhhh