Ryan: Battle Angel

Ryan: Battle Angel

@itsmeryan.bsky.social

doin’ fine, you want maximum stupid, I am the guy 18+ and nsfw ya dummy

8,450 Followers 1,175 Following 13,308 Posts Joined Jul 2023
2 hours ago

gm handsome

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3 hours ago

I’ll shut up about this when you all stop using it lol

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3 hours ago

shoutout to people who stayed on x despite grok making sexually explicit images of children. yall are weird as hell!

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3 hours ago

ew what loser is even still posting there

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3 hours ago

going to have a bad day bc the same people who shoo-shoo storm predictions end up whining when they “didn’t know” it was supposed to storm badly. Basically i hate idiots

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10 hours ago

Thankfully they can never try to do a Goonies remake because of all the gooning that goes on now

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21 hours ago

Actually, Americans are just like you. ~20-30% of them genuinely support fascism, as in ~every 🇪🇺 country. You are just more fortunate to have political institutions & a multiparty system that prevent that 20-30% from fully capturing the center-right party, becoming 51%, & controlling the government.

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11 hours ago

Bugonia won in my heart

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11 hours ago
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need all my east coast baddies and faggies to be diligent tomorrow 🥺

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12 hours ago
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“no war & free palestine” javier bardem at the 2026 Oscars

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12 hours ago

she and Teyana are my favs of the night 😋

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12 hours ago

the back of Rachel McAdams’ dress knocked my goddamn socks off

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12 hours ago
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reminder that despite all of my mistakes and transgressions

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14 hours ago

marked safe from when abc had a chyron that said “kathy bates” under kirsten dunst

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15 hours ago

Amy Madigan you betterrrrr

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23 hours ago

I’d love that 🫡 it really is a breath of fresh air

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23 hours ago
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She was real asf for this outfit because I’ve worn this exact getup to waddle to a Grindr hook ups house before

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23 hours ago

And it’s riveting 🫡

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1 day ago

that snoozefest is on its last leg (thankfully)

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1 day ago

Ladies of London reboot is shockingly good 🫡

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1 day ago

break a glass in her honor

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1 day ago

that thing where I think two oomfs are the same person until they start talking to each other keeps happening

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1 day ago
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don’t ask me to hold your shit

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1 day ago

just to effing spend money I really don’t have 🤪

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1 day ago

I’ve been at this car dealership longer than I was asleep last night

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1 day ago

saw her at the club AFTER she called out sick and I had to do all of her work****

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1 day ago

hungover at the kia dealership omg should I pass out

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2 days ago

The hiccups I have in this uber are INSANE

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2 days ago

oh goddddd at the casino

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2 days ago

SHE’S DROPPING IT LMAOOOOO

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