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Ryan: Battle Angel

@itsmeryan.bsky.social

doin’ fine, you want maximum stupid, I am the guy Baltimore 18+ and nsfw ya dummy https://cash.app/$itsmeryan11 https://venmo.com/u/Ryan-M47

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when she gave the definition of spread 🫑

10.12.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

okay =/= thank you, Carl!

10.12.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

okay Carl!

10.12.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not swatting!!!!! giving little kisses

10.12.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no I think that’s where it all went wrong

10.12.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah 🫑

10.12.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no way in hell they do lmfao

10.12.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LMFAOOOOOOOOO INCEL!?

literally any other word would have been more applicable. I am a whore, you moron

10.12.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

not an exaggeration but both of my friends who held onto their blackberries as long as possible ended up in prison

10.12.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Skyrim is being released for Mother the evil computer system from the movie Alien

09.12.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

new VPR highly entertaining btw it’s like we’re back to the old days

10.12.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she’s such a pitiful liar lmfao Tara had her by the neck

10.12.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Belle Gibson 60 Minutes Australia interview

10.12.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

either that or there was no Heather around to enrage her and cause wrinkles from furrowed brows

10.12.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

reminder that I don’t care if you disagree 🫑

10.12.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t eat red meat so my opinion doesn’t matter but wym you’re not getting your shit well done? im deeply unsettled by any rareness. like are you a wolf? Cook your food

10.12.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

because weekends are for soft cocks

10.12.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wishhhhh

10.12.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he has never been funny? like why are people acting like that man is a genuine comedian

10.12.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

offending my mother over JIMMY FALLON lmfaoooo these idiots

10.12.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

out of everything I’ve said On Here, calling that man fugly is what bothered strangers the most lmfaoooooo we live in the clown dimension

10.12.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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wow libtards LOVE Jimmy Fallon apparently

10.12.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œspawn of rabid hyenas”

what does what i said about a celebrity have to do with my mommy? you’re weird!

And you’ve never whooped anyone’s ass in your life 🀭

10.12.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

^ me right before really wild time in my life

10.12.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œthis really puts things into perspective”

-the dumbest person you went to hs with after anything happens

10.12.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just put my MawMaw in the bunker

10.12.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LMFAOOOOOO trust me I know I am far hotter and way less annoying than Jimmy Fallon, please

10.12.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jen Shah free from prison lmfaooooo insane

10.12.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

calmness flew out the window I’m feral now

10.12.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

thanks πŸ™ˆ

10.12.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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