Ya know why the White House doesn't need a ballroom? Because they don't have trouble renting one when they need one.
But, yay, a pointless room that'll be as tacky and a waste as much as the idiot that wants it.
@fackindoom.bsky.social
I'm just a dude that hates bad stuff and loves funny stuff. He/Him I'm an asshole independent of being Autistic, but I try to be as nice as possible.
Ya know why the White House doesn't need a ballroom? Because they don't have trouble renting one when they need one.
But, yay, a pointless room that'll be as tacky and a waste as much as the idiot that wants it.
Hold on, this dude is still doing it? I didn't expect it.
08.08.2025 01:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I could probably fake it for a bit. I had to bite my tongue around a bunch of racists until I was big enough that I could fight grown ups if they didn't like getting told to shut the fuck up.
The purpose of fucking up their operations would be worth keeping my mouth shut until I was ready to torch.
I bet their internal meetings are crazy as fuck. Streaming those would seriously get people on the fence to see how bad the whole thing is.
06.08.2025 12:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An ICE termination letter for not harassing innocent people would be good on a resume and probably get you free meals and drinks.
A bunch of Dems signing up and then just cashing the checks and doing nothing would be awesome.
I do like a good mask and bullying people is kinda dope. I'm not qualified on the rest of this though. I guess I'll have to not be an ICE loser. Tragic.
06.08.2025 12:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ran into someone that used to live on my block. Had a good laugh when she reminded me that she ran into the kid a couple months ago and they got into a wizard battle in the laundry mat. His mum had no clue who she was but dude did and started throwing spells.
06.08.2025 12:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Everyone pointing out that you're a dickhead does tend to make morale low.
06.08.2025 11:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Honestly, I kinda like it. But, I'm weird.
06.08.2025 11:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also, don't fill the water balloons with milk and let them sit out for weeks before throwing them at ICE. It won't be a refreshing drink for them like you'd expect.
06.08.2025 11:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It'd be a shame if that happened.
06.08.2025 11:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Damn, why can't I get a decent person in my district in my whole life?
Good on you to stand up against these jerks.
Old vid from before the kid turned 3. He was having so much fun that his hands kept going after he got caught.
He's somehow just kept getting cuter since I met him. Bday in about a week and he'll be the coolest 6 year old I've ever met.
www.youtube.com/shorts/hit1K...
That reflection is so good.
06.08.2025 10:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Absolutely beautiful shot.
06.08.2025 10:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am pretty good with these points, but still am happy to stick with
06.08.2025 10:38 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I don't buy into the whole religion, but I've still not killed anyone in the 39 years of my life... Maybe I don't need the ten commandments.
06.08.2025 10:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lol this chick tried saying shit about moving shit and probably never even held a full oz of weed.
please don't tell me how you'd rob someone of their coke with your criminal knowledge of having a dub sack a couple times.
That said, my fastest home internet was like 26mbps and 5G is faster, but I'm still thinking to chuck money at fibre and forget what buffering is.
06.08.2025 04:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't tell anyone, but if you put something called every proxy on phone and then just use that it let's you skip the hotspot limit since it thinks everything is regular phone data.
I've hit like 3tb of data in a month on my phone doing this.
Getting the kid ready for bed and I walked to the bathroom and he told me "I just peed in the tub and in the toilet" why tho, just fucking pick one dude. why both.
I laugh so much from his little, crazy brain.
@papacitogordo.bsky.social Unprompted, but like good fucking job on 4 1/2 years.
06.08.2025 02:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That's pretty close to what mine is. Fuck I miss when a cell was like 40 bucks a month.
I do skip having internet and just use my hotspot with 5G and it's better than where I was living 6 years ago out in some rural town.
It's worth it to drop extra. I am supposed to have that deal with t-mobile, but some days they forget.
Most of the last 5 years it's been pretty good. But when bad, it's real bad.
@loman805.bsky.social I think I got proved wrong.
06.08.2025 02:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That was seamless one night a dude came out the bar yelling and walking towards us and I handed the kid off without even looking and she took him down the sidewalk while I went to see what the dude's problem was.
Teamwork as fuck.
For real we're kinda shit at coparenting unless it's safety or food. Wildly different approaches to most stuff, but I think that also gives kids a more rounded upbringing.
As long as in the end she reaches for the kid while I get in front of a problem.
π€£by the time I find Lorenzo I'd probably bump into my dude Jesus and ask him.
Again, thank you.
Thanks. My Spanish really is bad.
06.08.2025 01:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hijos?
I only know a bit of Spanisch. Pretty sure I contextually get the vibe, but rather get an explanation from a person and not get a half-assed one from google translate.