The No Shoes Bandit

I say new, but I know for a fact my stepdad has one of these and this is how he travels with his cat. It just didn't occur to me that it was an object one could regularly purchase.

New "draw your fursona in this" just dropped

derek van vliet @derek.bike they should invent a bike accident where the car dies September 2, 2024 at 7:43 PM

illustrated portrait of an albino pointy eared canine wearing a black latex box muzzle with gold accents. they also wear a black and gold collar, and have golden piercings on their ears

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Dusk at the Lake, acrylic on canvas, 48x24in.

Really selling this tbh

Sunday after thanksgiving is gonna be the worst time to go outside but I worked so hard this month and I want a treat (train ride to IKEA)

YES i also have a clip on bin for the embroidery machine and it rules for collecting the detritus!!

I have been going nonstop since I moved in April and I am contemplating all my work due before FC and I have never been more glad I only booked a half table ✌️ I like being busy but maybe not this busy haha.

I love the anime aesthetic of white pupils or rings instead of shines right now and I want to make a fursuit with eyes like that but god with what time

Idiot what doesn’t understand legs (she fell off the windowsill after this)

Image, which names the electric kettle "steam machine" and its heater "steam deck".

色塗り勉強🤔

Bold of me to think I might seem cool in an establishment where I am regularly towered over by high schoolers and once convinced an employee to watch the CATS movie but yknow.

Every time I see cloudflare mentioned I have flashbacks to telling the Dutch bros employees their app was likely affected by a cloudflare outage, which I knew about because IKEA’s website was also down, and immediately revealing way too much about myself to ever seem cool.

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I have no idea honestly… might be worth an email to ask?

Sticky brand is doing some sales rn!! I like em, I get a lot of guys from them!!

I talk about the chicken thing a lot but it happened multiple times and the older I get and the easier I realize it is to make good food, the more appalling it gets.

I do enjoy my bizarre family, they just don’t really care about holidays lol. One time thanksgiving was just my mom and her bar friends making dinner in their pjs, I brought a gaggle of loose furries to join and my stepdad taught us all to play snooker.

My family is really civil and friendly together, I assume because they’re all absolutely unhinged. The last holiday I spent at home, my uncle said the PNW was cool because they have great shrooms, and my grandma told me about getting toe shortening surgery and I STILL don’t know if she was joking.

Thankful for friendsgiving not because my family fights at holidays (they don’t), but because I have never once been served unseasoned boiled chicken breasts by my friends.

*while staring directly into the sun* Wolf furries who are drawn differently based on whether they are in summer or winter coat

the egyptians made some huge spheres too but they all rolled away

The sumo wrestling scene from Taro the Dragon Boy (1979), dir. Kirio Urayama, Toei Doga

Yesss he is a RIOT!! If you do audio books, he narrates his own and it adds such a LAYER to it. Truly just such a weird and hilarious human, one of my faves!!

Lotta “have you ever seen a chick pee” jokes in my house today….

Feeling like I courted disaster in calling this thing Pea, given just how much she peed on my bed this weekend. :)