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From The Archives: Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave

From The Archives:

Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave https://theonion.com/dick-cheney-vice-presidential-library-opens-in-pitch-da-1819574915/

Here's a short video of an Edison Park man confronting border patrol. You can hear others in the background. #chicago

he’s also not even funny but whatever

Bublik is such a loser and also just incredibly rude, but he’s fUnNy so it’ll get glossed over so fast lol. Wonder where I’ve seen that before

Giannis Antetokounmpo Panicking After Waking Up 3-Foot-2

Giannis Antetokounmpo Panicking After Waking Up 3-Foot-2 https://theonion.com/giannis-antetokounmpo-panicking-after-waking-up-3-foot-2/

It’s hard to convey just how much Chicagoans are mobilizing against ICE. Don’t want to downplay the harm, or make it seem like a fair fight. But in neighborhoods across this city, ICE is getting chased by people blowing whistles and shouting. People are running TOWARD ICE to protect their neighbors.

Flexin' Muscles in Brussels

Felix Auger-Aliassime collects his 3rd ATP title of 2025, battling past #3 seed Jiri Lehecka, 7-6², 6-7⁶, 6-2, to lift the trophy at the European Open.

The win gives FAA a whopping 16 deciding set victories, more than anybody else on the ATP Tour.

the intense feeling of pride I have for Jacob Misiorowski every time he does well must be studied

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

Sal Frelick

If I send you this, know I’ve lost my shit

Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.

almost embarrassing how fast I started crying when that final out was recorded, but idc, I fuckin love the brewers

Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756

what a game this has been!!

god that is SO brutal

Matt Shaw with three K’s just how he likes it

Made a playlist for my birthday 🥳

no bakery in general for learner!!!

no first set bakery for learner! 🤩

Enjoy your baseball team tomorrow. Even if they are terrible. Even if they make you mad and frustrated. The offseason is long and the world is full of horrors. Even very bad baseball is better than waiting for spring.

Fast Learner

With a top 50 debut on the line, Learner Tien wastes no time getting the upset win in Beijing.

The former USC star races past Flavio Cobolli, 6-3, 6-2, to reach the quarterfinals, rake in (at least) $110k, and climb 4 places to #48 in the live rankings.

Ben Affleck standing, holding a cigarette, looking exhausted

he made this exact face and pose during the first set

Flavio Cobolli is so unintentionally funny, I simply cannot hold it together when I watch him

god I’m so tired of tennis players being openly racist/sinophobic during the Asian swing

are the guardians the AL brewers? are the rays the AL brewers? are the brewers the NL guardians? are the br

First Slice Of Orange Suggests Eating Rest Of Orange Gonna Be Real Fucking Slog

First Slice Of Orange Suggests Eating Rest Of Orange Gonna Be Real Fucking Slog

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I am so tired 🙃🙃

Pokemon Pokopia out 2026 (Gamefreak/Koei Tecmo)

I guess I expected the people on the Packers account to understand they’re talking about the winter white jerseys lol