Dino

It’s Monday and that means Craig David is on the prowl looking to meet. Stay frosty.

Feel so alive, I quit my 9-5!

100%

Is it wrong to cheer for this to happen?

I thought that said “tight dresses” and was about to “don’t be silly babes” you.

Hypothetically if war does break out and all life on earth ceases to exist, would that make us champions?

Two foot offside and Gary is edging

Someone has shat in my pants.

Or the baboons arse as they call it in the industry

Gary Neville fisting himself over us conceding from a corner. Sky sports whore

Man like wobes

Chelsea shit

Dubai?

The island of love mishimou.

Personally I’m at war with Ayran. Who the fuck wants to drink yoghurt with mint?

Yes, and i stuck in the middle of with glue.

It’s actually clowns to left and jokers to the left. Get it right.

Kier Starmer has skiddy underwear, pass it on.

Me when the bud is 10/10

Champions league draw means something different in my household.

Matt "Good win"? More like Matt Cunt

I would like to reiterate that big dirty stinking bass, dirty stinking bass. Thank you.

My favourite bit about ethnonationalist Matt Goodwin complaining that he lost to Muslim sectarianism is that Muslims voted for a party led by a gay Jewish man.

Sectarianism eh.

No way that’s legit.

Can you imagine if they dropped it in the pre match montage?

😂

Looks like a publicity still for a new Wes Anderson movie

This is an inclusive circle and we welcome the variety.

I really want to just fast forward to the part where we’re allowed to start hanging them.