Jason Holmes

'Dialogue' is the one of the few acceptable British English spelling of a given word. However, if we catch you spelling 'color' as 'colour', or god forbid 'miserable' as 'Birmingham', we are putting you in a home.

Eating Wendy's rn and I have come to realize that late stage capitalism is what stole the 4-for-4 combo meal from hard working Americans.

Count your fucking days Big Hamburger™️...

I've made the realization that making fun of the Amish on social media is the same as punching someone in the dark.

A victimless crime.

I'm gonna commission twinks kissing and there's nothing you can do about it.

I wonder what the nutritional contents of a single red pikmin is...

Watching a friend play MGS3, and I can only wonder how many intestinal parasites Snake would have by the end of the game.