Patrick Laffoon

They’re actually in a lot of trouble right now cause the kid won’t change back

Red-tailed hawk doing some hunting on the Universal Studios lot today 🪶

Tilly Norwood is on the same flight as me sitting in first class but she’s getting escorted off for spitting on a flight attendant

omg just saw Tilly Norwood harassing staff at Nobu, like woah literally throwing sake

RIP Dr. Jane Goodall, a truly incredible mind. Met her when we had her in to record an episode of The Simpsons and she was an absolute delight. Thanks for everything, Dr. Goodall.

It’s not meat. It’s actually strawberry sour candy.

jk it’s candy

What appears to be packs of ground meet in an unrefrigerated area.

Disgusting. Trader Joe’s had stacks of warm ground turkey just sitting out on the floor!

Plane rides are just hidden loading screens. Unless you’re Tom Cruise. Then they’re a QTE.

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Me, cuddling my kitten, who is desperately trying to squirm away to go play:

“This is your lot in life and you will accept it. Thank you for your interest in your freedom.”

Just read an on-this-day-in-history factoid that said in 1868 Helium was observed for the first time. Then I said out loud "Good for you, Helium."

That's how I'm doing, how are you?

100%. I think that's what messes with my brain

The more I look at the word "fruit" the more fucked up I think its spelling is.

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Does giving an adult cat some kitten food make them feel as amazing as I do when I eat SpaghettiOs

If Elden Ring: Nightreign matchmaking isn’t working for you try finger but hole

Good. Again, why is art the main play for AI? Go do something people don’t want to do.

Game idea: MBA Jam

Kids these days will never know the pain of nailing your shin with a skip-it

a girl in a red dress is holding a green stick in her hand ALT: a girl in a red dress is holding a green stick in her hand

Excited for the first group playtest of my hybrid TTRPG today! Let’s just say I designed a game about the little things…

Tech question for y’all: we have a new kitten that is a ball of nonstop energy. How do we activate sleep mode?

Watching Conclave and pretending they’re wizards

What was once a dream becomes a backstory.

Me, nervous, watching the lead up to the reveal of the new pope:

“I wonder if it’s me…”

I heard if you take a selfie and ask ChatGPT to “create an exact replica of this image, don’t change a thing” 666 times, you can actually look upon a demon that desires your soul. And it will look right back…

Every time a CEO starts talking AI it reminds me of that episode of The Office where Michael learns he’ll get a bonus if he returns the surplus to corporate instead of spending it on his employees. It’s such obvious greed it’s comical.

now that's a niche audience! lol

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love these!

You know you're not a main character if you don't snap necklaces and amulets off your neck with a single yank.