Untimely Top hat! ~ Procrastinator extraordinaire.

Rollin! Rollin! Rollin on the river

See, the trick is that "the GM exists for the players' amusement, whose job is to ruin their plans for fun" and "the GM rules like a king, and the players exist to be their playthings" is that these SEEM like opposite maladaptive approaches to play, but they both result in the GM doing all the work.

a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is smiling and looking up . Alt: mr krabs’ eye twitching

they’re destroying all our drinkable water for this

Yoda Latino

The Bridge ~ Valerie Thornton, 1954

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Sign the Petition Politicians must have skin in the game

Politicians in New Zealand, especially those in the coalition, should become intimately familiar with the healthcare system that they seek to destroy.
#newzealand #aotearoa
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Trying to think of a better way to word this but I’m tired:

Please use critical thinking.

Learn the difference between real accounts and those made to try and cause in fighting.

A lot of harassment these days is perpetrated by bots and fake accounts on purpose.

I’m going back to bed now 😪

There's a point beyond which focusing too much on the rarity of video game achievements becomes an unintentional self-own on the part of the developer. Like, yeah, SOMETIMES "only 0.5% of players have this achievement" feels like an accomplishment, but more often it's like "yeah, I fucking bet".

I've been struggling to find the words to encompass how I feel about the suspension of @tepaatimaori.bsky.social members over haka.

I'm angry that there highest punishment is given for something that should be built into our system!

We need to change this broken system.

#nzpol #ToitūTeTiriti

Wizard disguised as a beggar shows up at a castle and does everything in their power to be an obnoxious guest so when the lord of the house finally snaps they can declare them a poor host and put a curse on them, but nothing is working, and they're starting to wonder who's really fucking with whom.

HOW DARE YOU! TAKE THIS!

Getting your porn comics from itch io is fun because you can't make any assumptions about the genital situation based on the descriptions, previews, or ostensible source material. How many of these characters have dicks? Could be all of them. Could be none. It's a surprise every time.

A screenshot of Tumblr's "Recommended Communities" dashboard widget. The recommended communities are "Girl bloggers" and "Autism".

The Algorithm's not fucking around today, I see.

Pipes

Call it what it is: a #WarOnWāhine
The Government’s gutting equal pay laws stripping away decades of progress for wāhine and workers

Don’t just get mad. Get active.
⬇️Petition to Protect Pay Equity⬇️
www.together.org.nz/fbt_for_pay_

#EqualPayIsJustice #NotUpForCuts #nzpol

a rat being held by a person wearing blue medical gloves

my ancestors are smiling at me imperial, can you say the same?

irritated crossdressing yosuke (with a strawberry milk

-not smiling
-legs open
-pussy facing the world

News item with picture of James Meager. Headline: Government eyeing more affordable domestic airfares as Air NZ costs surge.

Trains? Why can't we get more trains? 😫
#nzpol #transport

I did not have both two conservative party leaders losing their own seats within the same week on my 2025 bingo card

#NoKings

Had his idea rattling around ever since I saw other Vtubers doing it! Not usually one to jump on trends but I thought this was fun 🐀
#genderswap #vtuber #art #clown

WHAT IS A UNION MADE OF BROOKE

A purple octopus with a pillow shaped body and the arms joined with a shell lace pattern in shades of pale blue-gray and white. fills the seat of an arm chair.

The same octopus, now draped over a rocking chair with the octopus arms covering the whole back of the chair, and the body laying over the top of the chair back.

A closeup view of the shell lace pattern joining the arms together, which is wide at the bottom and becomes narrower as the arms get bigger towards the body.

I just published this knitting Octopus Pillow Throw pattern to Ravelry. www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...
It took a long time to develop, and a long time for the testers to get done, so it's not for anyone who wants instant gratification. I enjoy seeing mine each day though, draped over a chair. 🧶🦑🐡

As one of Polyps most-recognized celebrities, self-documentation is part of Lunulata Polina’s job. She's constantly posing for fans, and using her picture-perfect sense of recollection to recreate hyper-realistic reproductions of her adventures with her chromatophores.
#octopolis #octopolitan 🐙🦑

ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked

honestly think some of the hesitation here is that no one wants to sound like a crank. i was talking at an event last night and even i felt like a crank while i was speaking!