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Nothing says August like Christmas chocolates

03.08.2025 20:29 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Nearly five pounds 😭

03.08.2025 13:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Right now seems to be a good time to invest in a VPN business

03.08.2025 10:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Having become a dad in January I really feel this!

03.08.2025 02:43 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Having googled Harry Styles' s*x toy I fear my advert recommendations are going to be unique.

02.08.2025 19:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don't all rush to Asda.

02.08.2025 18:14 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Well I didn't read bit chat

30.07.2025 06:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

29.07.2025 09:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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27.07.2025 18:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Always disappointed they don't give an estimate at the end after all the build-up.

24.07.2025 09:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dead chuffed to learn Mandy is back on the BBC tonight

20.07.2025 10:42 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Isaac loved the penguins at The Deep 🐧😍

13.07.2025 20:02 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nosing at the neighbours house on Rightmove and wondering if Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen lives here.

11.07.2025 20:41 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Men driving with one arm out of the window also sleep with one leg out of the bed.

29.06.2025 12:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A pub is holding a tribute night nearby and that would be fine if they could sing. Unfortunately we've got to have the windows open and it's all I can hear 😂

28.06.2025 19:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon badger is standing in a grassy field with the word badger written on the bottom ALT: a cartoon badger is standing in a grassy field with the word badger written on the bottom

Trying to explain this video to a confused office

24.06.2025 13:10 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Observer is Observering.

22.06.2025 15:35 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

So that's what happened to that AOL AIM fella.

18.06.2025 06:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Feeling very grateful this Father's Day 🥰

15.06.2025 16:36 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ChatGPT is down, which is a good reason for why you can't replace humans with robots.

10.06.2025 09:01 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Sky News starting the day asking if I want to listen to a podcast about how a Russian attack on the UK might go. I'm alright thanks.

10.06.2025 06:02 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Today was the need for extra beta blockers 😂

02.06.2025 16:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They had Mr Jolly on them in my day. But I suppose he could be considered woke.

31.05.2025 20:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Britain's 'most woke' £2m roundabout due to open next week The project is slated to open on June 6 but has been controversial with locals for its 'inclusive route'

Even roundabouts are woke now www.mylondon.news/news/transpo...

31.05.2025 20:31 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Me: Billie Piper is the new Doctor Who. Do you know why?
My girlfriend: Why?
Me: Because she wants to
My girlfriend: ...

31.05.2025 19:47 — 👍 23 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Heat Waves playing on the day it's pissing it down with rain.

29.05.2025 06:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Been on the ozempic

29.05.2025 06:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The font on my Instagram has changed and I now feel like I'm having a stroke because I'm questioning it.

29.05.2025 06:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Only been in work an hour or so and my computer is warning me not to search for the Great British Skinny Dip 😂

27.05.2025 10:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My girlfriend got IDed for non-alcoholic cider at the age of 37 😂

25.05.2025 18:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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