don't lose hope now, cunt!

whats the deal with those customers that put a bunch of items on the counter, say "I'd like to buy these," and then walk away to continue looking around the store? i'd like to kill them, personally

sneezing so hard that the glass lampshade on the ceiling light hums slightly in response

sometimes I wish varric from dragon age would materialise in my house so i could show him the film HOT FUZZ. I think he'd like it

sitting in nhs hospital waiting room for appointment. a nurse came in and updated the wait time on the board; from 40 mins to 30 mins. first time ive ever seen the number go down. momentous occasion

calling the sultana-corbyn party the schrodinger party the way it both does and doesn't exist

Why don't you come back when you actually have the amulet and stop wasting my time.

how ur email finds me

omg.... immediately thinking of doing this but the mouldering mansion is an enormous adobe house in the middle of the desert

last night i dreamed that there was a new alien movie called Alien: Unborn Reborn. the trailer featured an alien running full tilt and moulting its carapace to become a horse xenomorph

Caucasian comfrey is what i am every night in bed

these two headlines directly next to each other ☠️☠️☠️☠️

best there is at what he does etc etc

well now I'm even more confused that he wasn't gay

WHAT

dragon age 2

HAHA IT WENT FOR THE BREAD, THE FOOL!!!! GRABBED!!!!!

thinking about jumping into the sink to get a peanut buttered knife. also I have put an open paper bag of old bread on the counter so I can try and grab it

mouse in my kitchen w me and i have no way to catch it so we're kinda just chilling

@fifteenstitches.bsky.social loorrrnaaa where do u get loose beads in London my pet freak needs eyes

not how I would anticipate anyone reacting to uther but cheers to them

jess chastain I owe u a drink

rewatched crimson peak in order to yuri out

I do wish bluesky would get on making a private account option . I would like to be able to post my cute outfits and such

read it in like 2 days last week, and instant classic to me for sure. a favoured bird description from it:

I finished it a few days ago already an all time favourite

lorna have u read The Wallcreeper. it's a book abt birding, cheating, and being a bit of freak (negative)

crab

THANK YOU WEATHER!!!!@ I know spring is finally here when the second is go outside a bug flies up my nose