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if i am watching a tv show or movie with you and i make the compromise of letting you put subtitles on, just know that i love you very much

happy sunday people😘

not yet!!

nope nope nope i can NOT have a crush rn

who’s awake?

sometimes you get added to a CF unexpectedly and it feels like winning the damn lotto 🥵

need to break this dry spell asap 🫠

cole porter really ate with tom dick or harry

why does everyone have a boyfriend

“puffer jacket jerkoff fuckheads” - alex levy

loveee the sara bareilles cameo in this week’s morning show

i’ve somehow ended up in a “i think i’ve girlbossed way too close to the sun” position at work and it’s truly wonderful and hilarious and shocking

you have to let it cook and lean into it, it’s so coo coo lulu

and the day after the new season of salt lake city premiered, what is this witchcraft???

AND THAT IT WAS BRADLEY JACKSON’S FIRST SEEN BACK?!? AHH

AND IN THE SAME MOMENT THEY MENTION RHOSLC?? oh we are SO BACK

ALLIGATOR TEARS IN THIS EP? IKTR

my brain is somehow soup and also the strongest it’s ever been at the same time … i love my job!!

HAPPY WEDNESDAY, MORNING SHOW IS BACK YALL!!!

it worked;)

forgot that when i was drunk and crying at the airport on saturday a TSA agent asked me if i was a cheerleader and the proceeded to do the full crotch pat down on me 😅

the only people i can trust are the straight girls who like my close friends thirst traps

🤭

hi cuties

everytime i come to minneapolis im like, should i just move here??

hotel sex ✅ hangover, gone

woof🥵

yeah😅

exactly this

this morning 🪵 today is something else .!