🐾 Ｒｕｂｙ 🔞

y'all really need to tag your irl NSFW stuff 😭

godddd I am so in love with him can I get this Valentine on a daily cycle

🗨️"Dude what a crazy party last night! I heard lil Mike lost a major bet loool!!"

🗨️"hey btw have u seen Mike anywhere? I haven't heard from him all morning, did he stay at yours or go home?"

🗨️"BRO wake up its 3pm!!!!!!"

comm for @chuff.dev

basically what we're gonna do is dance

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Top left: Cait Sith is crouching, sticking his tongue out with a finger pulling down on his eye, taunting the viewer Bottom left: Cait Sith is reaching a hand out to the viewer saying "Let's take Ibuprofen together" Top middle: Cait Sith is on top of his fat moogle, announcing through his megaphone "I use me Fire materia to melt ICE" Right: Ruby (me, lol) is staring down at Cait Sith saying "I am in love with you" (very bluntly so because it is true), and Cait Sith responds, "It's my raw sex appeal ain't it laddie" bc he knows he's hot shit

I had to draw him, just a lil bit

Cait Sith
Cait Sithhhhh my beloved
let me be yoursss you fucking wacky car

Marsh goes to the beach to get some ice cream (and other treats...)
Thank you for 300!!

yayayayayayaysyayaya 👁️

Top left: Cait Sith is crouching, sticking his tongue out with a finger pulling down on his eye, taunting the viewer Bottom left: Cait Sith is reaching a hand out to the viewer saying "Let's take Ibuprofen together" Top middle: Cait Sith is on top of his fat moogle, announcing through his megaphone "I use me Fire materia to melt ICE" Right: Ruby (me, lol) is staring down at Cait Sith saying "I am in love with you" (very bluntly so because it is true), and Cait Sith responds, "It's my raw sex appeal ain't it laddie" bc he knows he's hot shit

I had to draw him, just a lil bit

Cait Sith
Cait Sithhhhh my beloved
let me be yoursss you fucking wacky car

Playing with his food
#vore

Lego snake 💜

So Full!
#vore

arm rest at desk

ALL????
should do 3, then 2, then 1, then keep doing 1 until Valentine's Day is over

I cannot help it he is literally perfect

YES

omg?? you are a Cait Sith creature,,, <<

Cait Sith plushie

after sinking 75 hours into FF7 I must declare that I have a husband to add to the ranks and it is NOT a close race

hello Cait Sith I hope you motivate me to actually draw you

yeah this is good x///x
the gleeful sort of eyes combined with the grin just give such hot perv vibes it's so sexy fjdjfjjdg

A screenshot of Final Fantasy 7 in my Steam library, with all 36 achievements obtained and 75.7 hours played.

OH YEAH BTW I BEAT FINAL FANTASY 7

unrelated to the mid state of play (castlevania is good), I need to start playing thru Kingdom Hearts Re:Coded,,,,

square enix being like, damage control first anniversary, let's post 3 (three!!) more screenshots

Krafton is a self-proclaimed “AI-first” company so do not touch this slop when it comes out

the stale of play

been seeing this a lot sooooo

you sneak into your jock mutt roommate's stomach to grab something and suddenly realize why the neighbors have disappeared

wow!! what a beautiful friendship!
#samandmax

Colored sketch of the elephant form of Rus posing in a red silk robe

Gentle giant 🐘

Colored sketch for @bearinbriefs.bsky.social of their elephant form!

CW: Paws, Feet

Made this small animated loop for @calstuppy.bsky.social last month!

I have a couple other ideas in mind with these two~

seconding this