@plundown.bsky.social
who am i? am i me? i swear i didn't make my profile picture on a used paper plate. no, that would be filthful of me
i keep messaging famous people, and they keep telling me to:
1. STOP
2. GET A LIFE
3. I'M NOTHING BUT A
how rude of them!
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04.08.2025 06:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i send the pluns down on you
29.07.2025 04:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0PLUNDOWN
29.07.2025 04:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this is a post on the internet
29.07.2025 03:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if you're reading this, this is your centennial reminder to stare at the wall for precisely twenty-four seconds, within the next twenty-four seconds
failure to comply will result in spontaneous combustion
violently coughs in your face, runs away
26.07.2025 20:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ughh why can't i stop thinking about my LIMBS falling off :(
26.07.2025 07:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0p.s: in the fun way
26.07.2025 07:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i had to scroll down so far to find someone being silly about it. thank you for your service yolwooce, the world does not need more people like you
26.07.2025 07:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0stealing that name
26.07.2025 07:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the fox changed my knife. don't know where they got it
26.07.2025 07:28 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0me with every game ever
25.07.2025 01:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0eah go drop some scales. Yeah
25.07.2025 01:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i just thought about losing one of my fingers and it made me really sad because i need those :(
23.07.2025 06:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i love Z
23.07.2025 04:05 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0i can post internet things on the internet!!?
23.07.2025 03:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why are you "following" me
please do not "follow" me to my house, i beg
if you do you'll be served chocolate chip cookies, and i don't know if you're lactose intolerant! please be more careful next time, you never know when someone like me may accuse you of being allergic to cheese :(
thank you, such a tremendous help
(i hate you)
(i am joking, you are funny)
(was not today)
23.07.2025 03:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the little one's birthday
23.07.2025 03:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Alan, please, you've got to listen to me, I have an important thing to say
23.07.2025 03:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0how do you steal a gif on bluesky mobile
23.07.2025 03:42 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0hhhHh
20.07.2025 02:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0happy birthday to you!
13.07.2025 12:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i will make it up to you. who wants to play hopscotch?
10.07.2025 05:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0huh? what? how many days do we have again?
ohh, i see
...
06.07.2025 14:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0weird
06.07.2025 14:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0but ‰¡ none of this is real! ~ anyway
7 days left
