yuor devil ;3

Not me disappearing from this app for 2 months to just come back drunk, upset that I downloaded a dating app lmao this is supposed to be a phan account damn it their love is too pure and I want itttttttt

Guys I just took the big step of downloading dating apps even though they scare me like mcr is scared of teenagers and honestly that's enough, im tired. (It took 4 drinks, I literally hate dating apps so much omg but how else do you meet people in this day and age help im cringing at myself)

The cutest boy just came and cleaned the carpets in my house and I left all my photocards out all framed on my desk and there's a lot of them. Fuck my little phannie life imma be single forever thanks to those damn twinks and their little pheal too

Imagine you're a clown fish just about to go out on a journey to find your son and a couple of twinks show up to shove a camera in your face smh

Man, I love Dandelion and Patchouli 💕💕

So we thought it was bad that we were subscribed to a couples channel, well it's so much worse.

We're subscribed to a Phamily Channel.

do you reckon phil took that shirtless pic specifically for the meme or do you think he just had that lying around

April fools this year is going to be a post of a thumbnail for it takes two part two, but then they never post the video cause it doesn't exist. April fools nerds.

it came! everybody cheered!!

It's going to be so fun though cause I want it to be a little podcast kind of vibe so I hope I can share it with you guys too (since some of you aren't on tumblr <3)

I havent watched it yet but I will be at some point today so hopefully I'll have it up on the tumbs in the next week. I'll upload my audio file here if possible but I don't know what bluesky is going to let me post. Maybe I can screenshot the text on tumblr and post as photos over here idkkk

I've managed to get my hands on a copy of the livestream so I'm going to finally be able to write/record my full review of tit that I've been wanting to make for months now!! I just wanted to be able to see what tit was supposed to be like since my viewing didn't have the set and a bunch of props

a woman sits in front of a statue of a buddha ALT: a woman sits in front of a statue of a buddha

guess i need my new phone to come today pray for me plz

is this a safe space? I love doechii but I can't listen to anxiety cause I'm australian and gotye has me in a chokehold i guess

terrible influence tour was a damn movie

I guess we had never really questioned what The Pheal was doing prior to Dan and Phil. My phriend has lived a life!

omg my phone died completely a few days ago and i've been fighting for my life to get back into this account. I can finally shitpost here again (and update my pfp)

I'll take the 2 milliseconds of fame😎😎 thank youu

Thank youuu, SAME TO YOUU!! that mosquito meme makes me cackle every time, so good

They're obsessed with me I fear

Me when I catch my mum trying to take a candid shot to upload to her Facebook but I have to be a queer prick about it

Oh golly gee, where did this mess come from 😏 guess a little roomba like me is just gonna have to nomnomnomnom chow down on this feast

Girly pop I know damn well we all went through the same pandemic a few years ago, put a mask on and give some roooooomm please did we learn nothing

a black dog with a blue collar is sitting on top of a white container . ALT: a black dog with a blue collar is sitting on top of a white container .

*me at the chemist getting my happy pills*
Women directly next to me speaking to a pharmacist: "So yea can I get some of the strong cold and flu meds you have behind the counter? I'm experiencing the worst cold symptoms with an ear infection. Yea I'm just coughing and sniffling everywhere!!"
Me:

I'm sure it exists somewhere already

I don't watch reality TV much or write fanfic but I had the wildest overwhelming compulsion to write an AU where dan and phil meet on Married at First Sight. Probably cause this new aus season suuuucksss

my superbowl 🥰😍🤩😘❤️❤️‍🔥🩷💛

I'm so sorry that I got drunk last night and talked about devon smh someone needs to lock down my phandom accounts when I drink lmao do I have to get my ukulele out T_T